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@UnPocoTende “So Granddad, how did you end up white and purple?” “Oh, funny story. It all started when I got invited to a costume party when I was young, about the same age as you are now… .”

"Estupidez" Porque unos padres pintaron con latex de pared a su hijo para una fiesta de disfraces y no se lo pueden sacar.

@HenryofTomorrow @IterIntellectus I'm now going to buy a paintball gun as part of my survival kit after seeing this 👍

@IterIntellectus Stuff like paint and oils will mess up their sensory capabilities.

how do you even defend from an army of these chasing you?!

@BosliVulio @meowm1x_

@meowm1x_ Warm it up and evaporate the water. Gen Z are such quitters.

bro. no fucking way i just set my coke bag down on the counter and it was WET. my coke is all gone. i’m trying not to freak the fuck out

@TB1Kinobe Got a link for where you purchased it from, please?

I'm listening...

@MagneticNorse ADHD

The last fuelbender Bet his bathroom is spotless

Ok, but we have nothing to do with what's happening to the Palestinians. We have neither the military nor the political power to stop what's going on. It's completely out of our hands. And any sway we might have held, Keir burned those bridges. Illegal refugees are often smuggled from countries and through smuggling routes via buses, trains, lorries and, on occasion, walking a distance to the next collection point or ferry point. Paid for by who knows 👀. But if they did have all these characteristics you say, why focus on getting to a country, especially if these so-called countries destroyed yours to no benefit of your own? Would you not turn to rebuilding and bettering it for you and your future generations?

@uvebinadova @Bazunitec @ThePalestinianO @ClarksonsFarm1 So the Palestinians lack drive, skill and persistence? The very three things that are funnily enough required to make the epic journey from there to here via a rubber fucking dinghy!?! Have you even heard yourself? 🤦‍♂️

What does Britain do better than any other Country?🇬🇧

It’s incomparable. The Germans were strong, driven, skilled, and persistent. They had the will and determination to stay and rebuild their country no matter how destroyed it was. In many places, it was completely leveled beyond recognition. They also faced the highest sanctions ever seen. But with grit, they rebuilt it into a powerhouse of a country again that takes a hard-working population.

@ThePalestinianO @ClarksonsFarm1 Why do they all come here anyway? After WW2, we didn’t have millions of Germans flooding here because we’d bombed their country to shit?

@kathrin18843562 He went from a hipster to 20 years served in the gulags of northern Siberia.

Bro didn’t get a haircut,he got upgraded .😮‍🔥 Be honest, is this the cleanest fade you’ve seen? 💈👇

@0x45o When you know, let me know.

where does the material that goes in the black holes go?

I would be like this right before I start, and I don’t think the Oreos would last more than 14 hours. The IBS would pass them through quite quickly, keeping my stomach clear enough to plow through at a steady pace. The first thing I would do with the 5mil would be to get a colonic irrigation.

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@Breaking911 Go out the back door, sneak around the side and up behind him, then hit him over the back of the head with a hammer. Drag him inside the house and Joseph Fritzl him for a few years 🤷‍♂️ That was the first thing that came to my mind.

🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door How would you handle this tense situation?

@fights_fanatic When them elbows started raining down

Bro fights like he was in dagestan for one or two years

@BroImSlow @BatVibes

@BatVibes The real question is how did they get it on him in the first place 🤣

Did you know Machamp is potentially the strongest pokémon? The truth is actually crazy, the signature championship belt isn't just clothing or part of his biology, it is a power-limiter. The Pokédex explicitly states that Machamp's raw physical strength is so overwhelming that the belt is required to suppress its energy. Even while artificially restricted by this gear, it can throw 1,000 punches in two seconds and casually move mountains. If that belt ever breaks, its unbridled strength makes it a completely unstoppable threat. You are looking at a walking catastrophe forced to wear a permanent restraint. What do you think of Machamp?

Which Movie introduced you to Keanu Reeves? 🎬

@JohnKayUSMC @MAC_Arms That tickled me c

@MAC_Arms He could blow a football team and it wouldn’t be this gay.

You can tell he desperately wants to dance on that pole.

@gotrice2024 You can see he's trained when you do this. Just make sure you leave the heaters on full to dry the inside quickly and take a plastic bag to sit on because the seats will take a bit longer to dry.

This man took his car to the self serve car wash to wash his car. A man approached him and offered to wash his car for him for $20 since he used to be a professional washer at a dealer. The man talks him down to about $10 and he agrees to do so. The man wasn’t sure about his method of cleaning, would you pay him $10 to clean your car like this?

@dogsmellsgood Yeah, I get it. When I'm in a quiet room, I sort of tense my jaw muscle and pull my chin back.

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

Unfortunately, they have a massive following among the Muslim community, woke university students, the LGBTQ group, net-zero global warming advocates, abortion rights supporters, people who want a communist country structure, and those who just want to go against the grain and be hip. They currently don’t have a competing party like Reform does in the UK, which may give the Greens an advantage.

'The battle lines are drawn. This election is between the Green Party and the Reform Party. A battle between hope and hate.' Green Party leader Zack Polanski takes aim at Nigel Farage as he launches his local election campaign.

@VigiaCiudadano7 Surely you would remember shoving a rat up your ass for when it comes back out?!?

LITERAL, ahí me cagaria del susto!

@Kyle47308965 @TheBarakaShow Tell them that Hasidic Jews don’t class themselves as white; they class themselves as ethnic/religious Jews. And they hate white people as much as they hate any other ethnics. We’re all just a bunch of goys to them that are way inferior human.

@TheBarakaShow That's a jew ya prick 🤣

White man pushes disabled Black man out of his wheelchair ♿️ We can't live like this 🙄😡