Vic Rodrick 🦠

I reckon given Kenny’s recent successes with the crystal ball - ol’ Stephen won’t be devastated by this prediction

@archer_rs He must be exhausted.

Could we all just take a moment to recognise that the recent Chairman of BP was named. 'Albert Manifold' Made me laugh

@WingsScotland Some posit that the reason she was not prosecuted is that she turned “king’s evidence” in exchange for immunity from prosecution. Would also explain Murrel’s immediate guilty plea.

Wait, the police "believed" seven hours of "no comment"?

@bluecatsarah @sarahditum @WingsScotland Ooh er, missus

@v1cr @sarahditum @WingsScotland No, but I wonder where some of the luxury items ended up.

I hope "touching Mr Sturgeon's crystal pepperpot" takes off as a euphemism for something

@WingsScotland Pretty standard legal advice to admit nothing.

Have known she did this for a couple of years, from an impeccable source. Amazing you can get away with it.

@eNeecie Every other day a new motorhome appears in my mother-in-law's drive and Neil hands me another bucket full of jewellery and cosmetics. I can only assume he's got himself a part time job I'm too busy to ask about.

@WingsScotland In an interesting blog post Robin McAlpine raises the question of a Civil case: ‘I’d imagine a civil trial for damages against them would be more than uncomfortable.’ Perhaps that’s the only route to justice for those they stole from Crowd fund? robinmcalpine.org/the-protection…

@WingsScotland I suspect you were wasting your time emailing David Clegg

Remember: after Wings revealed the SNP's missing money in January 2020, I personally DMed all the Scottish media's chief politics hacks to suggest they follow up on the story. Not one of them did. None even acknowledged the message. wingsoverscotland.com/the-final-robb…

@InSilentGrace @WingsScotland She did her five year term like other LAs. Move on.

@WitchyMcWitch @WingsScotland Not yet

@v1cr @WingsScotland Are they divorced?

If my husband spent £400,000 I reckon I'd probably notice.

@WitchyMcWitch @WingsScotland And she was not “fully cleared”. Crown Office ruled there was insufficient evidence to prosecute, as I understand it.

@WingsScotland “I am your auntie!”

Can't actually tell which one of them won the prize 😳

@archer_rs Torn between mayo and cheese.

Only one of these is acceptable.

@VoteAshRegan You’ve got my vote as well. Best of a weak field. Good luck!

“FWS have done the heavy lifting over the last two sessions of parliament for women’s rights, and I’m proud to stand squarely with them to protect women’s dignity, safety and privacy in Scotland.” Scotland needs politicians who understand the detail and consequences of failing to uphold women’s rights and safeguard children, and who are not afraid to put their careers on the line to speak out. I will continue to do so and work across parliament to deliver effective solutions to protect the vulnerable and allow our communities and businesses to thrive. theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2026/04/ash-re…

@belhaven_pubs I’m in the Malt Shovel Inn in the heart of Scotland’s capital and they can’t spell whisky correctly.

@Hogan62G @InsideLucysHead Was it not a donkey?

@InsideLucysHead The pig and the cow escaped while Starmer was busy with the goat?

A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and Keir Starmer went on a hike... Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen. They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.” The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.” The rabbi and Keir Starmer were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.” The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn. The Hindu priest and Keir Starmer were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.” Keir Starmer said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.” The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.

Jim Hacker: “I believe I’ve been ‘ratioed’, Humphrey.” Sir Humphrey Appleby: “Yes, and if I may say so, with some efficiency.” Jim Hacker: “Whose side are you on?” Sir Humphrey Appleby: “The machinery of government does not take sides, Prime Minister. It merely observes the wreckage.”