#1 Swiss Army Man fan

@marquimaris @stereoversion dude this is so well done 😭😭😭

graphic design is my passion #ntbts

@gardensh_ed @FilmUpdates fuck you

@FilmUpdates Really hoping this one feels like an actual movie and not like Blackberry

First look at Matt Johnson’s ‘TONY’ starring Dominic Sessa, Emilia Jones, Leo Woodall and Antonio Banderas. (Source: ew.com/tony-first-loo…)

@eaarthlym6vies he def has alt accounts but probably all has a M.J. type pseudonym. i bet you he has a pfp-less account with his actual name and something like this happened.

@v4mpb0t wait this has me thinking. do you think matt signs up for fan stuff under a fake name so jay doesn’t freak out

do you think anyone ever went up to famousjay and said “i’m so hungry i could eat matt johnson”

@fishtrift @stealthkragen world of possibility

@fishtrift @stealthkragen THIS IS SO GIANT. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH OF A GENIUS YOU ARE…

a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind. few will understand.

@Discount_Death i hear that’s juan soto’s new chosen name for next season…

nonbinary named baseball

strike & ignite. 🔥🏒 #ignitetheorange

@horseboysummer thank. you. trevor is judas. malkin thought he was herod but we DESTROYED them.

@v4mpb0t you have such a way with words

porter martone is a little bit like john the baptist.

@horseboysummer WARNING: SENSITIVE TOOIC FOR FLYERS FANS… the dirties is actually about the aftermath of flyers v blackhawks game six

@v4mpb0t OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

we’re just here to play against the bad guys #ignitetheorange

@horseboysummer it’s a shame they’re from toronTo. there’s flyers fans to be made YET! i hope this inspires the masses.

@stealthkragen anything for my country. the good of the people. sweatpants are out @Canes

@v4mpb0t fucking incredible thank you

@digitalcowgirl this is kind of like my life sorry to be free as a bird

🥺🥺🥺

@thealstars 📝📝📝

@v4mpb0t if i have any left sure! They're gonna be printed as postcards so maybe i can just send it through simple letter mail if sO

Little print I wanna give out at the Philly meetup #ntbts

@thealstars would you consider sending one to a true phillyboo… i’ll cover shipping obviously…

@v4mpb0t ah mann </3

@thealstars I JUST HSD A HEART ATTACK

@amess_art @TheJDMara it’s everywhere. this is too good.

you used to be mine #ntbtstm