Béné 🇨🇭🇨🇦

@norriebaelish English version of poutine

Man they couldn’t have even put that shit under the heat lamp for a minute

@Diana_m_white Fuck yeah

@Braylon_Breeze @DkCommish94 @literallymecats *french broadcaster in the playoffs*

@Braylon_Breeze @DkCommish94 @literallymecats I know that a game on TVA Sport, the french broadcaster for the Montreal Canadiens, hit 1,4 M viewers for one of the four first game. It of course excludes Sportnet/CBC or any american broadcaster.

Through Sunday, the Stanley Cup Playoffs are averaging 1.143M viewers, the best start on record. That’s up 83% from this point last year & more impressively, 43% from 2024, which is the second most-watched playoffs on record. Games with 1M+ viewers: 2026 — 19 2025 — 1 2024 — 9

@Fretzy99 @Senators ahahah. money wasted ! maybe they can use it again next year!

@Senators Since we won't get to see it, what did your puck board look like?

@heatdaddy69420 @wobblymami baseball

@wobblymami Showbiz

How many miles away

@tavkniesnythews 2 calls out of 3 are absolute dogshit 😂

Wonder if Montreal is realizing how the refs favour their Florida teams.

@HabsOnReddit 2 minutes for stick lift wtf

The Habs get another penalty, Juraj Slafkovsky for interference

Ok la photo que j’ai choisi était prémonitoire du premier but! Je vais prendre un 6/49. 😂

Vasilevskiy va t-il nous faire revivre le cauchemar de 2021 ? Nos glorieux ont bien changé depuis, ils sont fougueux, jeunes et surtout ils débordent de talent. C’est cette jeunesse et cette énergie qui va faire la différence. Canadiens en sept matchs. Bonne série tout le monde ! 🏒🥅

@zPreIude @Wnc096 @1_fan45216 @lukefoxjukebox yep my mistake, poor choice of words

@Wnc096 @vabene92 @1_fan45216 @lukefoxjukebox Yes it’s 42% total to stay in the top 5. 25% it’ll stay 5th

Maple Leafs clinch fifth-worst place in the NHL.

@1_fan45216 @lukefoxjukebox 58,2 % chance to fall at 6 or 7 against 41,8% to stay at #5.

@lukefoxjukebox Boston had the 5th worst record last season as well and then we drafted 7th.....so...thanks for the 6th or 7th over-all draft pick!

@CarolineLamarre je suis curieux, de qui parlez-vous ? 😬

Euh? Il se montre encore le cul lui? Je vois pas en quoi ça passe comme un comportement normal, que ça fasse longtemps que la « joke » (….) roule ou pas.

@DJ789110 @istancqyt @Hockey_Robinson Im not even concerned development wise. But Laval is more competitive, lots more games... and litterally in Montreal's backyard

@DJ789110 @istancqyt @Hockey_Robinson NIL sure, but it's Laval we're talking about...

The Michael Hage news may appear surprising, but he's not NHL ready yet and Montreal is full Go back, play a junior season, try for a natty, and come out fully ready to go Players and advisors are looking for ways to avoid the AHL if possible. An extra college season does that

@istancqyt @Hockey_Robinson Yeah, I would like to know too. There was talk to allow 19 yo players on AHL rosters... Money wise, I get it for players like Hage, but it may cost him next year, if the habs are stacked. He may not even get the opportunity to play in the show...

@Hockey_Robinson wait, why would players avoid the AHL? tons of prospects have developed well in the AHL and then transition to the NHL. Wouldn’t it be easier for hage to prepare for the NHL by developing in the AHL? and hope he gets a spot out of training camp or called up mid season?

@NathanGraviteh just looked him up, his stats are insane!

@CarolineLamarre Je pense que ca confirme le fait que Patrick n'a jamais été l'homme de Darche. Les Islanders sont clairement bien meilleur au classement que prévu, je crois que MD a juste sauté sur la première occasion.

On peut penser ce qu’on veut de Patrick Roy, mais je crois vraiment qu’il a fait ce qu’il a pu avec une équipe qui a mieux paru qu’elle le devrait à cause de son gardien vézinesque et d’un défenseur étoile recrue. C’pas DeBoer qui va en faire d’autres miracles.

@GoSensGo2006 @NathanGraviteh 😂

@NathanGraviteh Made the playoffs because of goaltending, not because they were a good team

Buffalo... sure. But the Montreal Canadiens made the playoffs last year???

@retardedjizzard @MapleLeafs 😂😂😂 ahahah , yall need to chill !

@honeynorrie Usual suspects

Genuinely where do you even hide 12 tons of KitKats that they haven’t been found yet