Valatility

@GrainStats Just my luck 🥀

@valatility lmao

I would be the only mfer to buy a spirit airlines ticket before the rug pull 😭

@0xBossman Honestly, you have to give it to the cycle timers. They nailed the timing. I personally thought price should have been higher in Oct 26, but timing was more important that level

‘I’m going to short at 84k and then log off until the bottom at 40k in August.’ $BTC

I am still long spot BTC. All the calls are covered and the puts stuff I am doing is naked but paced at a rate where I can cover it with my cash flow

gmgm guys! Couple new trades I made today: Bought back my short $1200 ETH puts that I sold to open for 50% profit (these were Jan27 leaps) Rolled down my short 120k BTC calls to short 105k (also Jan27 leaps) I am getting ready for a final leg back down in the next couple months.

@jordanfogel Iron condor on SPX has been flat in performance for the past 17 years

Sat next to a 27 year old on a flight from Miami to New York last month. $180k in a Robinhood account. He noticed I was looking at a trade on my phone and asked what I did. I told him I sell options for income. He said "oh I have stocks, I just hold them." I asked what his account paid him last month. He laughed. Said "nothing, that's not how it works." I told him it could. Take $100k of that $180k and set up an automated iron condor system on SPX. Sell monthly. Collect premium regardless of direction. 2% monthly = $2,000/month. $24k/year. Cash. In your account. Not locked in appreciation you can't touch until you sell. The other $80k stays in his stocks. Fine. Let it grow. But now the account has two jobs, not one. He spent the rest of the flight asking questions. Most people don't know their money can work like this. They were never taught it. But this is how the wealthy build their income.

@0xBroze Major key 🔑

Testing the new USDH account portal that should be released soon...it's quite good Felix team has been a power user of the Native Markets institutional onramp/offramp product for the past 6 months or so, which lets us go from bank -> USDH and USDH -> bank in ~10-15mins + 2 or 3 clicks. With new USDH account portal, seems NM team will be bringing that tech to all users, not just onboarded institutional players (no more need to go through CEX for retail onramp/offramp) Some of the key features I'm seeing while checking it out: >Free onramp from USD bank into USDH >Free offramp from USDH into bank >Link crypto accounts and banks to set up fast onramp/offramp flows How important is free USD -> stables onramping for on-chain natives? What about other currencies like EUR/MXN/BRL/KRW, etc? Curious to hear who is lacking good onramp/offramp support rn

Check out this article I wrote on how to trade this Iran-US conflict!

@EYECANTFAIL @WheelieInvestor Yeah if it works it works. I just miss when he was more authentic instead of posting fake pnl screenshots lol.

@valatility @WheelieInvestor He’s a good marketer, better than me 👀

Women CEO ETF just dropped This is a generational shorting opportunity

@EYECANTFAIL @WheelieInvestor Real

@valatility @WheelieInvestor

@EYECANTFAIL 😭😭😭

We tried the catio thing and peanut almost blew away, so screen door it is

@onchainmonk Ahhh, thank you! Any other commodities questions you have, I’m your guy!

@valatility Well explained sar

Which is true OIL perp out of three tradfi perps listed on Hyperliquid as all are different in prices? Asking for q monk friend who intends to short it.

@onchainmonk Wdym?

@valatility Enough to know the difference

@ShaleTier7 Hyperliquid

@Cobratate Yes I’m sure big daddy Tate bought crude futures 2 years down the curve in 2024 😭 the rolls probably killed him for 2 years lol

The case for 24/7 markets. No more explanation needed!