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@bloomingkyu had us all fooled omg

so they DID remove the glass in the original

@iamtheFLYEST yea my friend missed his flight :,)

I’m sorry??????

@SocialNomadRach how do you know she's not gay lmao, yall want to be mad so bad

The "female friend" who asked that question 100% did it because she has the hots for him and wants to make sure he remembers his wife is unattractive to him. Because there's no other reason to ask such a vile question just days after their wedding, on their honeymoon, or ever.

“Me llevaron en plena madrugada a un lugar que era más una institución psiquiátric4 que reh4bilit4ción a los 13 años. Me pusieron un collar con alambres de pú4s, y al cruzar esas dos puertas… no salías. Si te portabas mal, te metían a un cuarto acolchonado o te amarra$%&ban en una camilla. Me desesperaba demasiado, les decía a las otras chicas: ‘¡A la mi$%&da este lugar, a esta gente no le importamos!’. Mi mamá no supo cómo lidiar conmigo. Me había convertido en un monstruo que ella misma creó. Me metieron a un lugar que me dio 18 años de crianza en solo un año y medio. Ella simplemente no podía ser madre. Cuando salí, intenté rehacer mi vida, pero nadie me hablaba. Estaba vet4da del mundo del cine. Era 'la chica loca de la institución mental'. Pero mis amigos me levantaron del suelo. Parecía imposible, pero quería trabajar con Adam Sandler. Le pedí que nos viéramos en una cafetería. Sorprendentemente él aceptó. Luego ese día, llegó en shorts cargo y camiseta gigante. Yo, en tacones rosas, abrigo de leopardo y pelo morado. Le dije: ‘Mira más allá de esto. Siento que tú y yo podemos hacer algo especial’. Y él creyó en mí a pesar de todo. El fue mi salvación en mi carrera. Hoy tengo una familia que elegí. Amigos que me enseñaron lo que es ser parte de algo. Y si logré sobrevivir a todo esto, es porque tuve a esas personas. Ahora sé que también puedo ayudar a otros a salir de sus propios infi3rnos. Finalmente, me siento libre. Y si puedo ofrecerle algo al mundo, quiero que sea seguridad. Que quien esté cerca de mí sienta eso: un lugar seguro.” Drew Barrymore sobre su infancia, y su camino a la recuperación de su carrera gracias a Adam Sandler.

this is for Candyman! this is for Blade! this is for Eve’s Bayou! this is for Get Out! this is for US! this is for MA! this is for Nope! this is for Love & Basketball!!

@PopBase @ChappellRoan yea and she what, just sat there eating while this kid was being yelled at??? and wow so sincere, laying in your bed for an apology vu

Chappell Roan addresses Jorginho’s recent post about his stepdaughter and wife. She clarifies that the security guard wasn’t her personal security and agrees it was unfair of the guard to assume the child had bad intentions.

@angelgirlisagun HAHA no

why does she look exactly like halsey

@nuitxwing wrong

People LOVE to discredit women’s performances in acting to hype up men. Like no. She was acting. She was doing a good job of acting scared

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

@evermoresoc @putsomecandy haha no, i do it to show my tattoos better

@putsomecandy por culpa del patriarcado xd

???? para mí es lo más normal del mundo no depilarse los brazos nunca lo hice y tampoco lo pienso hacer

@yurio_012 holy overconsumption

本物の異常女の風呂場はこれ。

@rebelformiley @Disney because literally who is this girl lmao, who is she influencing

I truly don't want to sound harsh, but the truth is that I am REALLY tired of seeing influencers get all these things instead of us, the fans, who have been rooting for her for, at least, TWO decades now. If anyone deserves it, it's US. @Disney, what's good?

@SevroBarcatem @rahsh33m nah this did it 💀

@rahsh33m How fast I would’ve been opening the door talmat SURPRIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEE you must be MTV Cribs come on in

Just nosey as hell 😂

@RealBlackIrish notice how absolutely everything around it als lost its charm/color

Tonight’s atrocity

@NiintendoWiig Hot Bird

Kristen wiig's makeup artist will compare her to truly anything i'm crying

@Rajjath24 i should be trading berries for bread and frolicking in a field with my tiddies out wth

sometimes i wish jobs and work did not exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

@ceraliza old ass stolen ass tweet

at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says "honey, what do u say?" And she looks me dead in the eyes and says "I love u"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@yabujinftw you both suck lol

was i the asshole for saying this when i dated my ex

@arakkosuperstar i was wondering why she left out his age haha, probably knew she'd be cooked

finding out he’s 40 and she’s 26 pushed me from sadness to pure rage

@MindOfHeadking smh yall this is Hoops Crave ts aint real

That feeling of having a major W after a breakup >>>>>