libby

most whales don’t have 43 billion dollars, but if they did they certainly wouldn’t waste it buying this hellscape

@hirohito47 whore

malewife

@hirohito47 i love you

@danifutbol04 no i just have a ridiculous amount of accounts

@vampvision IH MY GOD YOU HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD

the chelsea game still doesn’t feel real

it is at least one whale’s birthday today

shrek and fiona actually chose being ogres over being white

Bo Burnham is a first-time #GRAMMYs Award winner.

Kent

Image prediction: hotdog Confidence: 89.75%

the batman (2022) robert pattinson as bruce wayne/batman edit / fc / fancam to “emo boy” by ayesha erotica #TheBatman

whales are so heavy if you tried to use one as a hat you would die

We should support the immediate and unconditional recognition of the State of Palestine. 🇵🇸

a tip for the men: ladies love an impressive lego collection. it’s like in nature documentaries when male birds collect cool stones and the one with the most impressive collection gets to slam. women can’t help but find me irresistible after bearing witness to my lego shelf.

Nobody: Me 5 minutes into Christmas dinner: