Kyle Vander Ark

@DarrenPlymouth Good god this circle jerk of an app is completely lost. It’s amazing that any of you survive life when you think everything is a conspiracy.

The stuffed toy is a distraction, to simulate zero g, it should remain in place yet it keeps floating upwards, as does Lady Astronaut's hair who does not take her eye off the stuffed toy. The black dude is chewing gum, playing with his man bits, and holding on to something. Another astronaut appears stuck to the ceiling. Are there longer clips of them? The vomit commit simulates zero g for approximately 30 -50 seconds per parabola. This video has been cut into two parts. And to all the haters and establishment shills, I want to believe Artemis is on its way to the moon, space is a private obsession of mine, but there are so many problems with this clip and all the others presented to the public by NASA that these questions must be asked.

@KairosSignal @MAGAMemeNY @Breaking911 Huh?

@MAGAMemeNY @Breaking911 The US already sent bombers to eliminate the pilot. He's a liability now.

🚨 New alleged video shows nine Iranians killed while hunting the downed F-15 pilot, with voices in the footage saying, “Nine have died.”

@NFLSportsHub @BBGreatMoments Paying for a blue checkmark with 58 followers to try to talk shit to people and you don’t even know the difference between there and they’re.. wild.

@BBGreatMoments There all liberals

That Detroit grounds crew member who did not appreciate being filmed after getting hurt on the field 😭

@MaskaF56959 @BBGreatMoments @tigers No they didn’t.

@BBGreatMoments @tigers Fired the guy, it’s unprofessional.

@aarond23 @BBGreatMoments He didn’t.

@BBGreatMoments Well that's one way to lose your job!

@vinnyT32 @BBGreatMoments A) this was last season. B) he didn’t get fired.

@BBGreatMoments Job opening send resumes to Detroit tigers ground crew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣what an idiot.

@fictitiousfruit @ImMeme0 Just flew today with my 5 year old and 4 month old! Both did great and never cried. Just like last week. What a selfish take this is.

I legitimately empathise with parents who have newborns, but you cannot ask 200 other people on a confined tin can in the sky, sometimes travelling for hours breathing recirculated hot air, to put up with a screaming, crying infant. You should not be allowed to bring infants on airplanes. Period.

🚨BREAKING: Video of a young couple with a baby being kicked off an Allegiant Air flight is going viral. Young couple on a delayed flight tried to keep their baby girl cool after she became overheated by lightly dressing her down. She was crying a lot, and her mother was trying not to bother other passengers. While most understood the stressful situation, a flight attendant falsely claimed the baby had a fever and even asked for a birth certificate, using it as an excuse to remove the family, adding unnecessary fear and stress to an already difficult moment.

#RainDelayQuestions favorite MLB stadium and why?

@dancampbellsack @TigersJUK Imagine paying for a blue check mark with 36 followers, just to spread this type of crap. You think our incompetent government could ever pull off a lie like that? You know how many thousands of people would all have to be in on that lie and never fold? Come on man. Just think.

@TigersJUK There is a 0% chance we went to the moon 50 years ago. No chance people still think we went.

Not to go all conspiracy theory but… It’s been 50 years & we’re sending people to the moon but aren’t landing? They landed 50 years ago in a tin can, but we can only go near the moon today?

@US_did_911 @BGatesIsaPyscho Good god, I don’t know how you people survive life thinking everything is a conspiracy. Good thing you pay for a blue checkmark. This app has completely gone off the deep end.

Because I am certain they are not going to the Moon at all, but are in the low Earth orbit, just like it was with all Apollo missions. Humans can not venture past the Earth's magnetic shield, and stay alive for too long, after getting bombarded by the cosmic radiation, without any protection.

So if Katy Perry & Lauren Sanchez can live stream from ‘Space’ - why aren’t we seeing the astronauts aboard Artemis II?

April Fools Day, easily the most annoying day to use the internet.

@RicardoDonato @NASA Imagine paying for a blue checkmark and then believing these types of things lol

@NASA Nobody has ever been to the moon and nobody ever will. There is a firmament. This production is brought to you by AI.

Can you see our Moon rocket lift off from your backyard? Skywatchers in Florida and southern Georgia will have a shot. Check out this map to see when you should look up! Artemis II is targeted to launch no earlier than April 1.

@thatPOSERSguy @treeinthewall @MattWallace888 Imagine paying for a blue checkmark and then thinking X is “everyone”. This platform has turned into garbage and it lets people like you make the most irrational claims.

@vandy_pilot @treeinthewall @MattWallace888 Everyone seems to know downhill skier rules but you.

Footage of the Black Hawk helicopter crash from last year has finally been released 😳 I slowed it down so you can see the plane try to pull up at the last second. Meanwhile, the military helicopter continues on the same path. Look closely at what happens right before impact.

@thatPOSERSguy @treeinthewall @MattWallace888 and your take is good by saying it was intentional? 3 people on a helicopter all wanted to hit an airliner and kill themselves? Not everything is a conspiracy.

@treeinthewall @MattWallace888 Bad take.

@Jay52847875Jay @Athor2112 @BuzzPatterson They’re both pilots.

@Athor2112 @BuzzPatterson The black box indicates the pilot took control, which was not standard procedure, which means he foresaw the collision.

Frankly, this is bullshit.

@unrealizzztic @RNCResearch @TMZ That’s 1000% first class on Delta. Doesn’t matter or bother me in that least that he’s flying first class but it bothers me that you so confidently lie.

@RNCResearch @TMZ he already voted to pay workers. thats not first class either he has a fucking lunch box

.@TMZ making sure you saw Democrat socialist Bernie Sanders living large on his first class flight out of DC while he forces Americans to go without pay.

@Mattheius2783 Hash tagging “this” is solid lol

Opening Day for the Cubs and barely anyone is in attendance. #This is pathetic.

@MagellanVa @AmyKremer @lynnexxa Let’s see the source on that made up stat. Good thing you have a blue checkmark 🙄

@AmyKremer @lynnexxa There are a lot of Christians in baseball. More than in any other sport.

There is a MLB team staying at my hotel for spring training in FL. I’m not going to name the team, but… There are probably 30 guys sitting in a large circle out by the pool doing a Bible study.🙏🏼 This is amazing & gives me hope. We all need a little more Jesus in our lives.

@sourbedhead @DanClarkSports It gets him engagement. That’s all he wants.

@DanClarkSports Someone should address your unhealthy obsession over this player. It’s pretty pathetic

Max Clark appears to have dropped the prominent necklaces he was wearing earlier in Spring Training.

@TraderRubicon @stoolpresidente Secret Agent is nominated for multiple Oscars..

@stoolpresidente Night Agent on Netflix. Not Secret Agent.

I need urgent advice. I’m 28 minutes into the Secret Agent and so far I hate it. It has rave reviews. Do I need to stick with it? Or am I too stupid for it?