Vanguardcdk
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Vanguardcdk
@vanguardcdk
Silly movie and horror buff, work with community theatre, live radio drama and burlesque. Just moved to Las Vegas.

If you intend to celebrate Walpurgisnacht with me on April 24, you will study this three-page document intensely. I have failed five times to get Walpurgisnacht adopted as an American holiday, but I feel like THIS IS THE YEAR. Joe Bob's Wicked Witchy Wingding, only on @Shudder.


What epic MOVIE scene still gives you the chills?

Just finished reading into the FULL story of Topps' Dinosaurs Attack (1980s) Ya'll, I was NOT prepared for Aliens and DINOSAUR SATAN








I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”

Crazy combination they’d feed us before 11am everyday







American is staying at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas He says he just got there and he’s already spent $200 on bare necessities - He just touched the coffee K cups, but because there is a sensor and he picked them up they charged a $19.99 restock fee - He ordered egg fried rice, it was $23 with a service fee of $15. If you go to the lobby it’s a $3 lobby fee to get it - Getting money was a $12 ATM fee - $50 resort fee - He bought water, it was outrageous - No free bottle waters, no free coffee - Everything is on scales, if you touch it there’s mandatory fees “The entire operations of this place is illegal and it needs to be shut down — I’m calling the FBI” “Never ever in your life for any reason whatsoever, no matter the discount, no matter the reason, no matter the time of day, never stay at this place, okay? I've been here for less than— well, about 24 hours at this point. I've spent no less than $200 just surviving on the bare necessities” “Don’t come to Las Vegas”











