Banana Must

@PicturesFoIder Theeeee Siiiimpsoooooons!!!

What is this plastic surgeon doing 😭

@patrickbetdavid If Vivek is chosen to be the VP, 711 will be giving free slurpees.

Who would you rather see as a VP for President Trump?

@WallStreetSilv Bill needs to just join Mark Fuckerberg on making a bunker and just stay in there with his cows.

Bill Gates wants to give cows some vaccines to reduce their methane emissions. Thoughts? 🚨🚨🚨

@lporiginalg Is that a gender swapped little mermaid?

@dom_lucre Brobama

I am requesting an immediate ban on AI. This IS JUST TOO FAR.

@PicturesFoIder Pour gasoline and blast it with a flamethrower.

What are you doing in this situation?

@dougboneparth Just trying to make it till the end of the year.

An uglier car has never existed.

@wilderpatriot I'm amazed that this is still not in the Guinness World of Record.

Karine Jean-Pierre is the worst press Secretary in American history. Agree?

@ianmiles Someone really pissed off evolution.

Sam Smith needs to be stopped.

@OliLondonTV For a moment, I felt a tectonic shift.

Singer Lizzo removes her dress on stage to sing Tina Turner. twitter.com/JebraFaushay/s…

@patrickbetdavid I'm also a huge windmill.

Can’t win em all…. 😉

@farzyness Leading the UAW all the way to where $NKLA is.

Pay attention. This is what REAL leadership looks like. $GM

@OliLondonTV If religion is the cause for people to become hateful and less tolerant, religion has failed. It's probably best to be stoic.

@EnronChairman Stay focused my dudes. Those bags can fit your entire life savings.

I would wonder how you got on my private jet

@EnronChairman Ya know what's expensive? Having kids! What's more expensive than having kids? Having stupid kids.

This is why I’m never having kids

@FreddyDEFI @clownworld If Colin Kaepernick was on crack, that's what I imagine he would look like.

@HarmfulOpinion Nature is unfair. Let's skip the offensive narrative and just go straight to criminalizing it.

Let’s talk about the unfair advantage that straight people have when it comes to making babies.

@EnronChairman @astros @NASA @MLBONFAX @MLB @MLBNetwork @mlbmemegod @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @KFCBarstool @MLBTheShow Looks like they're having the time of their lives.

Can someone please explain this to me?

@wholemars Time to buy a Teslambo.

WE DID IT!!!! THE ADS WORKED!!!