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@vanmanAZ

🇺🇸🇳🇱🌵Rube and tall-ish mouth breather. If I have to dance, I do the lawnmower. Ohio born, AZ livin’

Scottsdale, AZ. USA Katılım Mart 2009
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If you're not part of the solution, could you, at least, make a liquor store run?
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Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
Traffic was so bad on the 405 today, my GPS rerouted me through the Strait of Hormuz - still faster
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Birth to age 10 is an eternity. 11 to 20 also takes forever. 20 to 30 sneaks up on you a little bit. 30 to 40 picks up some steam, and 40 to 50 glides by. 50 to 60 appears so far to have a jet engine.
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Bro Ant HAS to be stopped 😭
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@Super70sSports The Pacer, Hornet and Gremlin. AMC was a hell of an auto manufacturer.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
The official car of “I just hope I get there.”
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
How we got to the moon last time.
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Spaceballs The X Account
Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
After the third or fourth time Joe Namath asked how old Marcia and Jan were, everyone on the set got just a little uncomfortable.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Everybody had one of these in the 70s and they all sounded like a 747 firing up and took nine hours to open a fucking can.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
When I was a kid this literally translated to “Change the channel immediately.”
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Mike Damone
Mike Damone@damone_mike·
The Martin County Sheriff's Office has released video of the alleged crash on Jupiter Island involving Tiger Woods earlier today.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Tiger Woods has now officially secured his position on my personal Mount Rushmore of terrible drivers alongside SpongeBob, Mr. Bean, and Toonces. Legendary.
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Denise 🇺🇸@NoDMsPerfavore·
Happy Birthday Steven Tyler 🤣
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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Her vote counts just as much as yours.
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@Super70sSports With Go Go coming off the bench, how could you lose.
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Josh Rainer@JoshRainerGold·
Until a few months ago I thought this was Bad Bunny
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