Vantz

@Giants draft Darth Vader and Anakin in the same night?

this guy will not leave me alone

I like beer, good tunes, and hanging with my boys on Fridays. I’m just a chill guy🤝 #officiallyfriday

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Is somebody gonna match my freak (go get a burger with fries, chips and salsa, and a drink at Chili’s for $10.99)

my body is a machine that turns twisted teas into empty twisted teas

And look at that we made it to Friday. Can’t say I’m surprised. Fucking idiots

feel pretty confident about this one

So it turns out a 2001 Honda Odyssey fits perfectly onto a Tesla Model S Plaid. I call it the Plaidessey. All I want is to know what @elonmusk thinks of my creation.

i be like "who knows" and i be the one knowing

These idiots let us get to Friday again

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS ARE HEADED TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!

Fuckin weak ass ankles fr 🥴