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The Pope is probably not hiding a football field-sized alien spacecraft from another dimension

If you can travel faster than light then you can go back in time. Nobody has come back to tell us about it so it seems pretty unlikely.

The laws of physics don't apply to mountain goats. 🐐

Had a scary dream where I had to teach math.

There are quite a few scholarly fields these days that have basically been shut down because there’s no more original work to be done. The closing of physics has got to be particularly upsetting to true believers in Tomorrowland, too, because that means most of their wet dreams — superluminal space travel, notably — have just had the door shut on them forever.