The Watchman

Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year to the British people. But he’s got lots of time for this nonsense 👇

@catturd2 Pirro

Who’s your pick for Trump’s next AG? I’m still thinking about it.

@WarlordDilley Depends: is an IQ of ~75 statutorily retarded. That is the average.

Is Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson legitimately retarded? I'm not trying to be funny. This individual appears to have no clue whatsoever about the law, reason or logic.

@BGatesIsaPyscho Alberta can't get the fuck outta there soon enough!

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says Muslim values are Canadian values. All across the Western world treasonous leaders are reading from exactly the same script.

@VigilantFox Not seeing that at all. Traveled across my state today. Interstate PACKED. Gas stations PACKED. People HAPPY. Not sure what the hell you are talking about.

Something feels off. More people are starting to notice—but almost no one is saying it out loud. Online, everything looks normal. Under control. But step outside and talk to real people, and a very different picture starts to emerge—rising costs, tightening pressure, and a growing sense that reality isn’t matching what we’re being told. Seth Holehouse sits down with @zeeemedia to deliver a warning he believes every honest media outlet should be talking about. What’s happening right now follows a pattern most people miss—but once you see it, you can’t unsee it. The Great Reset isn’t coming… It’s already here. 🧵

@zerohedge Okay. Right. Baghdad Bob or is it Tehran Tim? He’s gonna tell us again that we lost and give us our condioof surrender.

*IRAN PRESIDENT TO ISSUE LETTER TO AMERICANS WITHIN HOUR: TASNIM

@EricLDaugh Is it inherent in the DNA, the instinct to steal? Of all the possible cases she could have made, her instinct was, "to steal..."

🚨 JUST IN: SCOTUS Justice Ketanji Jackson argues for illegal aliens having birthright citizenship by saying if she steals somebody's wallet in Japan, she has "allegiance" to that country She has to freaking go. This is absurd. Actually. "I was thinking, you know, I'm a U.S. citizen, am visiting Japan. And what it means is that, you know, if I steal someone's wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me. It's allegiance, meaning can they control you as a matter of law?" "So there's this relationship based on—even though I'm a temporary traveler, I'm just on vacation in Japan, I'm still locally owing allegiance in that sense. Is that the right way to think about it?" "And if so, doesn't that explain why both temporary residents and undocumented people would have that kind of, quote-unquote, allegiance, just by virtue of being in the United States?" I guess it is April Fools 🤡🤡🤡

@TheLastHopeUSA @Osint613 YES!

@Osint613 Trump’s maximum pressure is working, Iran’s terror infrastructure is exploding. No more Obama/Biden cash pallets funding their missiles. America First means strength, not weakness. Keep hitting them hard! 🇺🇸💥

Massive explosion hits 15 Khordad barracks, IRGC missile site in south Isfahan. -Vahid.

@RoseGee17 @IRanMediaco Nope. Israel will be saved for last... Q

@vardman13 @IRanMediaco Haven’t you realised that it is Israel First as far as Trump is concerned.🤡

BREAKING NEWS: France joins Spain and Italy in blocking US aircraft movements over its territory.

@MahdiAeineh @MKhamenei_ir The middle east will live in peace once the two great sponsors of terror are stopped... by whatever means.

I emphatically declare that the consistent policy of the Islamic Republic of Iran, following on the path of Imam Khomeini and the martyred Leader, is to continue supporting the Resistance against the Zionist-US enemy.

@Megatron_ron Serious question: Are you a comedy writer? Or do you write this crap just to amuse yourself because it gets lonely in the cave sometimes. Because... If you are a comedy writer, you need to seek other work.

NEW: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 The Iranian commander of the army ground forces advised American military families to contact their children in West Asia within the next 24 hours Apparently the US is hiding the number of dead soldiers.

@NXT4EU Deal! We'll be out by sunset.

Close down all US bases in Europe. Leave NATO. The US is no longer our ally.

@ResisttheMS GREAT! You will get an in person visit, shortly.

TUNE IN: Iran's FM Araghchi claims that Iran is fully prepared for a possible US ground invasion. "We are waiting for them."

@Cobb_XRPL Based on you post, so did I. I am so relieved. I have clung like a sucker, through it all, for eight years. Now I am F R E E!

sold all my XRP im done

@WallStreetApes Fine: SWAP: Give Oregon to Canada (good fit) and we'll take Ottowa.

New ballot initiative in Oregon called ‘Initiative Petition 28, the PEACE Act, will make it illegal to hunt, fish or raise animals, even if it’s on your own land If passed it will be ILLEGAL to - Hunt or fish for food (even on your own property or for sustenance - Raise and slaughter animals like chickens, rabbits, pigs, cows, etc., for meat on your own land or farm. - Engage in common livestock practices (e.g., breeding via artificial insemination) - Control pests by killing them (in many cases) If passes it will lead to investigations and prosecutions of farmers and individuals raising animals for food, including small scale or backyard operations with rabbits and chickens “They're going to raid all of our farmers and go after them because they're trying to quietly pass it and then make it where we all have to eat from the stores instead of farmer's markets and stuff.”

@ChrisLeonardATL But he's fine with Islamic terrorism.

Professor John Mearsheimer : "if there were Nuremberg trials right where the Israelis and the Americans were brought before the court, President Trump along with President Netanyahu and many of their advisors would be hanged"

@TheChiefNerd We CANNOT walk away now. The job must be finished; Boots.

Will President Trump declare victory or call for boots on the ground? What are your predictions?

@DataRepublican @SenateGOP Where's hims wittle Tinkerbell magic wand? He wooks sad wifout it!

Senate Democrats want to defund the police, open our border, and keep criminal illegal aliens in our communities.

@NewswirePatriot Would it be okay if he instead said they can, Aloha Akhbar the hell back to the middle east?

Alabama Attorney General candidate Jay Mitchell is being SLAMMED for an ad telling Muslims they can, "Allahu Akbar back to the Middle East." Critics say the ad should disqualify him from running for office. 👉 Should he be disqualified, or would you vote for him?

@mattvanswol They never cared about WHITE immigrants

The single most radicalizing moment of my life was watching Democrats from the balcony of the State of the Union refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska's mother, seated 15 feet away from me. Now they're tearing down her murals. They never cared about immigrants, it was all a lie.