Ria Kosher herself

When vile people dragged @riakosher here on Twitter, I felt like my world was collapsing. But well, today, that incident led me to my first international feature. I got featured on Fifty Four Magazine, guys. Excited about this one because it validates my journey so far.🥳💜

Ladies and Gentlemen of Nigeria. We have a country to rescue. Get your PVC.

I can't believe it's a Nigerian man saying this.

@d_ocheido Lol, custodian of the gospel, janitor of the gates of heaven, I hail thee ma.

You all like to point out that Jesus forgave the adulterous woman You forget that He called some other people “brood of vipers” and “whited sepulchres” The idea of forgiveness is “go and sin no more” Not go and continue in your sin and collect award

@Nigeriangod_ Your tweets be giving me joy these past few days.

Number one that bible story was flawed cos how can a woman commit adultery by herself?, the useless Pharisees acts like some Twitter men and you who think only a woman can commit adultery but Jesus Christ was ahead of them. This is why he pointed out to them without looking at their faces while writing on the floor and said “ HE THAT IS WITHOUT SINS SHOULD CAST THE FIRST STONE “, knowing clearly that they all have skeleton in their closets they didn’t cast the stone but rather left that by the time Jesus Christ looked up it was only the woman left They wanted Jesus Christ to pass an unjustified judgement on her knowing she didn’t sin alone but with a man, called her the adulterous woman but didn’t bring the adulterous man along. The prejudice against women didn’t start today but it’s has old as time.

Again, for those of us with kids at home, please be patient with them. In everything you do, always remember their age. Their brains are still developing, and they cannot handle too much information at once. Some of you bombard them with too much information and then spank them when they forget. Please stop it. They are not stupid. They are not dumb. They are not slow. They are just kids trying to learn how many things work. Some parents send their kids to do five different things, and when the child remembers the first and second things but forgets the rest, they begin to cry. Then, when they finally gather a little courage to come talk to you with tears streaming down their face, you beat them on top of that. Not cool. Here’s what you can do to help them: - Send them to do one thing at a time, or maybe two things at a time, depending on how old they are. You are their parent, you should know. - Ask them to repeat the instructions after you. For example: “Go and bring me a comb, a knife, and a bandage.” Then ask them to look at you and repeat: “Comb, knife, bandage.”, and if they come back with two things instead of three, try again, if it doesn't work, then that should tell you something. Give them time, and they will get there. I promise. Please don’t beat them. Instead of beating them… come and beat me. 🤲🏾🥹

A clingy girlfriend needs an available boyfriend. Not just physically present, but emotionally available. She needs someone who does not see her need for connection as a burden. She needs reassurance, attention, and consistency. A clingy woman needs a receptive man. A man who is attentive, present, and willing to meet her emotional needs. She does not need a man who calls her "too much" or tells her to calm down. She needs someone who understands that her clinginess is often a response to inconsistency. When she feels safe, she becomes secure. The same applies to a clingy man. He needs a woman who does not shame him for wanting to be close. He needs a partner who sees his emotional expression as strength, not weakness. He needs someone who will not punish him for caring. Let emotionally unavailable people find themselves. Let them date each other.

Unopposed ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

BREAKING: Peter Obi emerges as NDC’s sole Presidential aspirant

Sometimes, I wonder what it feels like to be a man with an active phallus and access to women of different shapes and sizes. How does it feel to hold two bouncy, living balloons with protruding nipples sitting pretty on her chest?

I Dey write. Chai!

@iwrite_raphael I can no longer run away from my calling.🥲

@vbw_riakosher Water child, is that you?

I love water. I feel like there are many lessons to learn from water. The most important is to be fluid. To be shapeless and without form. To hold nothing. To keep nothing. Not even your identities. Not your possessions too.

Perhaps this is why I decided to learn how to swim. So I can become friends with water and ask it to school me.

Perhaps my greatest asset is my mind.

Why I try to remember the bad memories only. But it’s just a few among a thousand beautiful ones.🥲

@Officialchike I know a song is cooking🥳

Whenever you are not in my corner I pity my soul

Your BLOODLINE Continues through your DAUGHTER ,not your SON -but most people still believe the OPPOSITE

I used to think a woman’s body was a move by God to satisfy men’s lust. But on deeper rumination, I see that all our contours and erogenous zones are for our own pleasure. To be worshipped. Adored. Relentlessly. Just like God. Perhaps Ariana Grande was right, God is a woman.

@bexmobby I’ve read this somewhere before. And I won’t be surprised if it’s totally true.

@vbw_riakosher Our tribe has this folktale. Women used to rule and had domesticated even deer but it was harsh (allegedly bc why would a harsh rule have deer domesticated?) so the men got together and got all of them pregnant at the same time and took over...

I have this theory women used to rule the world. Let’s call it the matriarchy. Then men got angry and plotted ways to subdue us with tools like religion and culture.

A Norwegian neuroscientist spent 20 years proving that the act of writing by hand changes the human brain in ways typing physically cannot, and almost nobody outside her field has read the paper. Her name is Audrey van der Meer. She runs a brain research lab in Trondheim, and the paper that closed the argument was published in 2024 in a journal called Frontiers in Psychology. The finding is brutal enough that it should have changed every classroom on Earth. The experiment was simple. She recruited 36 university students and put each one in a cap with 256 sensors pressed against their scalp to record brain activity. Words flashed on a screen one at a time. Sometimes the students wrote the word by hand on a touchscreen using a digital pen, and sometimes they typed the same word on a keyboard. Every neural response was recorded for the full five seconds the word stayed on screen. Then her team looked at the part of the data most researchers had ignored for years, which is how different parts of the brain were communicating with each other during the task. When the students wrote by hand, the brain lit up everywhere at once. The regions responsible for memory, sensory integration, and the encoding of new information were all firing together in a coordinated pattern that spread across the entire cortex. The whole network was awake and connected. When the same students typed the same word, that pattern collapsed almost completely. Most of the brain went quiet, and the connections between regions that had been alive seconds earlier were nowhere to be found on the EEG. Same word, same brain, same person, and two completely different neurological events. The reason turned out to be something nobody had really paid attention to before her work. Writing by hand is not one motion but a sequence of thousands of tiny micro-movements coordinated with your eyes in real time, where each letter is a different shape that requires the brain to solve a slightly different spatial problem. Your fingers, wrist, vision, and the parts of your brain that track position in space are all working together to produce one letter, then the next, then the next. Typing throws all of that away. Every key on a keyboard requires the exact same finger motion regardless of which letter you are pressing, which means the brain has almost nothing to integrate and almost no problem to solve. Van der Meer said it plainly in her interviews. Pressing the same key with the same finger over and over does not stimulate the brain in any meaningful way, and she pointed out something that should scare every parent who handed their kid an iPad. Children who learn to read and write on tablets often cannot tell letters like b and d apart, because they have never physically felt with their bodies what it takes to actually produce those letters on a page. A decade before her, two researchers at Princeton ran the same fight using a completely different method and ended up at the same answer. Pam Mueller and Daniel Oppenheimer tested 327 students across three experiments, where half took notes on laptops with the internet disabled and half took notes by hand, before testing everyone on what they actually understood from the lectures they had watched. The handwriting group won by a wide margin on every question that required real understanding rather than surface recall. The reason was hiding in the transcripts of what the two groups had actually written down. The laptop students typed almost word for word, capturing more total content but processing almost none of it as they went, while the handwriting students physically could not write fast enough to transcribe a lecture in real time, which forced them to listen carefully, decide what actually mattered, and put it in their own words on the page. That single act of choosing what to keep was the learning itself, and the keyboard had quietly skipped the choosing and skipped the learning along with it. Two studies. Two countries. Same answer. Handwriting makes the brain work. Typing lets it coast. Every note you have ever typed instead of written went into your brain through a thinner pipe. Every meeting, every book highlight, every idea you captured on your phone instead of on paper was processed at half depth. You did not forget those things because your memory is bad. You forgot them because typing never woke the part of the brain that would have made them stick. The fix is the thing your grandmother already knew. Pick up a pen. Write the thing down. The slower road is the faster one.