Virgbert West: V-Animator 🧪🔆

breaking: wackadoodle piece finally finds loving home with brilliant mag edited by author's favorite contemporary author this is the highest achievement of my writing career thank you so much

had to call my elderly (49) coworker about something urgent at like 8:30 and he answered with "oh come the fuck on" followed by "im in the middle of my goddamn asmr shoe shining videos"

@roxxythegirl wowowowowow awooooga arugula bugonia

Fit check I’m hot

good news! the switch in my brain finally kicked back over and we're back to thinking i am pretty good lookin actually.

here. take this.

@Oregano_freak some bullshit with fur

I forgot i took this picture of my dog yesterday she loves sunbathing

@hotshotsurgeon yea i hope theyre getting a brand deal out of this sighting

@veanimator Like the bourbon?? 🤯🤯🤯

wild turkeys

After not hearing about it for years, the first feature I ever worked on, BEFORE YOU FADE AWAY INTO NOTHING, appeared randomly on Tubi and YouTube. A slow cinema drama shot on 35mm directed by one of my old children professors

in the lab (the one sliver of the dining room table not covered with my girlfriend's painting supplies) cookin up something (opening the word document called Virgil's Bad Room and just goin hog wild in there just all over the place)

@chillsubs the hottest mag right now is @citywidelunch. the second hottest mag is @GorkoThe . third hottest mag is uhhh is uhhhhhh

Writers -- where are the cool kids submitting their work these days? Comment your favorite lit mags below and we might feature your pick on a list, who knows ;)

@gothicman50 id also be fine with like a little caesars hot n ready coupon per piece i think that's an equal value

lit mags should pay writers with subway gift cards

Here is a tiny poem about a controversial tiny poem.

a fat as fuck raichu sitting on the couch next to ash ketchums mostly catatonic grandmother blowing cherry flavored weed vape juice in her face while watching american ninja warrior at 4am

do you write with your shirt on or off. how's your posture.

the socially appropriate amount of hotdogs is a gentleman's four.

forgot that getting jacked entails eating soooooo much chicken :/

u, the proletariat, gathering around me: wow, that joint’s so big. it looks expensive me, a capitalist lit mag owner: yes it was. i got it through the exploitation of writers ! ha ha ha. now get out of here

tried explaining twitter drama to my girlfriend and as she stood in the light listening to me, head tilted, beautiful blonde hair fluffed about her face, i was so stricken by her beauty that i felt disgusted with myself for exposing her to such things and just. stopped talking