DrMetzenbaum

Saturday morning shenanigans

What a series of the #CelebrityTraitors. Here is my supercut video of all of the best bits.

@bouldie In my first job I had a Harley st doc come in demanding I do something about the mass on his dogs foot and telling me what he wanted inv wise. I removed the tick from the dog’s paw and gave him a lesson in humility!

@bouldie Bruges has a lovely square and Xmas market plus easy to reach on eurostar

@bouldie I see them over our house Essex/London border

@bouldie 🤣🤣

@bouldie Have sneaked a large quantity of booze past the ai tech at the 02 and the big proddy stick at Hyde park in the last month!

@JokesWithMark Looking forward to it!

🚨Announcement🚨 I’m coming back to the Edinburgh Fringe with a new show ‘His Latest Jokes’ (which is a different show to my upcoming tour) back at the Liquid Rooms 13.45 every day. This will be my 18th year in a row at the festival 😳

We came away from Damascus content with our work. Knowing we had been promised that tagged dogs would not be culled. Now we are receiving photographs from people in Damascus that already, some of these dogs have been shot and killed. Some of these street dogs were even being cared for by people. Their yellow tags, that we were told would save their lives, were totally ignored. We are angry and broken, and we will not leave this unchallenged. 500 dogs were prevented from breeding, vaccinated against rabies, treated for tick and fleas/ ear tagged to save them from culling. Their wounds were attended to. We thank WTG Welttierschutzgesellschaft e.V. in Germany and SPCAI in America for funding and supporting our work in Damascus. We are going to make a lawsuit against the municipality in Damascus and there will be a demonstration by some activists there - because the agreements that had been guaranteed to us were not respected. We will ask for the resignation of the mayor immediately. Please share our post and our hashtag. #stopkillingSyriandogs

@WillMoore22419 @DannyVet Are you vegan?

@DannyVet So what are you doing about Halal killed animals🤔 let me hazard a guess.....fuck all.

I could not have asked for a better way to complete my first year as an MP today. Too many animals have been suffering at the hands of criminal abusers and as a vet, to see this bill pass means everything to me.

@cornishdragons @DannyVet Do share what you are doing to raise awareness of this topic, dragons? I’m sure you are plant based and do a lot for animal welfare. Do share your achievements. Or are you just using it as an excuse to try and be a bit racist?

@bouldie Wow

@maxrushden @phlaimeaux This seems to be deliberate sabotage, yeaterday my ass

WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY @phlaimeaux WE WILL TAKE THIS TO THE HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND

@bouldie Went to Lisbon last weekend and was sick as a dog on way home - feel your pain!

@bouldie Time to move!

@phlaimeaux I have booked this, if only to heckle about normal cheeses

@MittenDAmour Always tap the shell first!

Helped a lil’ snail cross the path so it wouldn’t get squished by the other runners Which has cleared my way to be an abominable cunt for the next 24hrs. 😇

@DrChicken My implanted hen forced this out the other day - cut into it and was solid yolk (nearly 3” long) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Alien egg alert! One of our girls laid this bumpy egg today, the tiny dots are calcium deposits which can happen as they start laying for the season Have you had any alien eggs recently?

@therotundtable Mine just steals mine so I can’t see him break into the hedgehog feeding station!

BREAKING: the baby foxes in my garden briefly STOLE MY WILDLIFE CAMERA and somehow set up in portrait mode like they were trying to film a tiktok??? am i now a mother to the first ever fox content creators???

@JokesWithMark Won’t be a fringe visit without a Mark Simmons show (seen every show since at least 2018), will have to start saving the pennies!

@veebeevet Afraid I start on the 2nd. Accommodation is crazy this year

@JokesWithMark Hi Mark are you at Edinburgh this year and do you know what date you will start (accommodation prices v exp this time, was looking at going 30/7-1/8 instead as cheaper and as some comedy shows already announced but don't want to miss out on other favs). Cheers