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I seem to do this once a year, which is three times as often as you need a smear test. Just saying. 😉 Proud to support @JoTrust again!

@southlondonscum @SoVeryBritish Peep Show! Mark Corrigan at his finest inner monologue.

@SoVeryBritish Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat... Of course I'm the one who's laughing, because I actually love brown toast!

What’s a random line from a British sitcom you find yourself saying most days? Mine: “Sometimes the complaints will be false… okay?”

@MAFShysteria Are the diamonds in the room with us right now?

Again … the reason toxic people use these tactics is … they work.😢 #MAFSAU🤵🏾

@SoVeryBritish Y’all.

What’s something Americans say that just wouldn’t sound right coming from a Brit?

@forestpardue @DisBritney @HaydeeF14 @MedicTrommasher Same, I can do it too. I can also do this.

#KateMiddleton photoshop mistakes.

@boganella1 Yeah, he was super clever but super anxious. He was diagnosed with idiopathic aggression, unfortunately.

@boganella1 He was a Malinois.

@boganella1 Ha! That’s what they said about Teddy. 😢

@CMargaronis Bought it. Very greasy. If you put powder over the top it ruins your powder brush. The blush is okay but also greasy. Would not buy again.

You guys…I broke down and bought some of that Bobbi Brown Jones Road Miracle Balm. Lol. I’ll let you know what I think of it when it arrives and I try it.

@boganella1 Love those ears!! What breed is he?

@ChillaxBcn @JaneyGodley Thank you for explaining the problem! I was lost. I assumed the toffee penny ratio was too high!

@JaneyGodley I thought first she was complaining that the box wasn't full but it's about the shiny wrapping paper having been replaced 😂

Give it to a foodbank angry flaps

@JaneyGodley When she picked out the purple one and said ‘who wants to eat this garbage?’ I totally said ‘yeah, I’ll take it’. What’s her actual issue with Quality Street.

@boganella1 Oh my word! Are these gifts for friends?

@RachelWardbooks A guy at work put his lunch order in for meat pies. Since these can be either square or round he specified that he wanted round ones by writing 2 O pies. I think you can guess what happened… 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧

My 90-year-old mum was v upset at an online shopping mistake (3 doormats the size of small planets) but rallied when I told her I bought a rail ticket for the wrong day & a friend ordered 50 bananas instead of 5. Any funny stories of online errors I can pass on to cheer her up?

@nuddypants I didn’t have one, but they would make one especially for you. 😂

@vegemiterun That. Is. Amazing. How do they taste?

Which decade am I stuck in?! 🙃 #topfan

@GreenlightPT Got to serve them on a carbon plate though, right?

Not enough foam for 2023...

@rainbowchaser79 1. Coffee 2. Tea 3. Whiskey 4. Gin 5. Licorice 6. Team building days 7. Wearing makeup 8. Receiving surprise gifts 9. Shopping for clothes 10. Cycling

@dog_rates Ready to help, friend.

This is Ernie. He is ready to go out in the rain. Unless there are any puddles deeper than one inch. In which case, he will require assistance. 12/10

@joannasbarlow I did this event as well! Loved it and really enjoyed swimming in such an iconic pool. (The medal looks better on Bunny than me).

@jumpylegs @JakeSmith_run @LilyPartridge01 @Great_Run Cracking time! Congratulations! Wish I’d known you were doing it, would have come down to support and congratulate you! ❤️

Super #GreatSouthRun today - chuffed with 77:47. Big thanks to coach @JakeSmith_run and so good to see him back from injury. Also fab to see @LilyPartridge01 on top of the podium. Great organisation from @Great_Run #teamAVR