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@vegemiterun

Raised by koalas, powered by Vegemite. 3 x expat, sometimes shows up on TV. Runs marathons for no reason.

Katılım Ağustos 2009
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
I seem to do this once a year, which is three times as often as you need a smear test. Just saying. 😉 Proud to support @JoTrust again!
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David P.@southlondonscum·
@SoVeryBritish Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat... Of course I'm the one who's laughing, because I actually love brown toast!
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
What’s a random line from a British sitcom you find yourself saying most days? Mine: “Sometimes the complaints will be false… okay?”
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MAFS Hysteria@MAFShysteria·
Again … the reason toxic people use these tactics is … they work.😢 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
What’s something Americans say that just wouldn’t sound right coming from a Brit?
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@boganella1 Yeah, he was super clever but super anxious. He was diagnosed with idiopathic aggression, unfortunately.
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@CMargaronis Bought it. Very greasy. If you put powder over the top it ruins your powder brush. The blush is okay but also greasy. Would not buy again.
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@ChillaxBcn @JaneyGodley Thank you for explaining the problem! I was lost. I assumed the toffee penny ratio was too high!
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Janey Godley@JaneyGodley·
Give it to a foodbank angry flaps
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@JaneyGodley When she picked out the purple one and said ‘who wants to eat this garbage?’ I totally said ‘yeah, I’ll take it’. What’s her actual issue with Quality Street.
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@RachelWardbooks A guy at work put his lunch order in for meat pies. Since these can be either square or round he specified that he wanted round ones by writing 2 O pies. I think you can guess what happened… 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧
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Rachel Ward@RachelWardbooks·
My 90-year-old mum was v upset at an online shopping mistake (3 doormats the size of small planets) but rallied when I told her I bought a rail ticket for the wrong day & a friend ordered 50 bananas instead of 5. Any funny stories of online errors I can pass on to cheer her up?
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@nuddypants I didn’t have one, but they would make one especially for you. 😂
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Mel Sykes@nuddypants·
Which decade am I stuck in?! 🙃 #topfan
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GreenlightPT@GreenlightPT·
Not enough foam for 2023...
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@rainbowchaser79 1. Coffee 2. Tea 3. Whiskey 4. Gin 5. Licorice 6. Team building days 7. Wearing makeup 8. Receiving surprise gifts 9. Shopping for clothes 10. Cycling
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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Ernie. He is ready to go out in the rain. Unless there are any puddles deeper than one inch. In which case, he will require assistance. 12/10
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euro_suze@vegemiterun·
@joannasbarlow I did this event as well! Loved it and really enjoyed swimming in such an iconic pool. (The medal looks better on Bunny than me).
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