fuckice

@Lisa_10007 bro, la gente que está refutando? ¿que mierda está pasando en el mundo? ¿para la gente es mejor ser PEDÓFILO que ser transexual? cómo si tuviera algo que ver lo uno con lo otro, ser pedófilo es una de las cosas más asquerosas que un see humano puede ser

La pedofilia está mal

@yerayherr da la misma vibra de que cuando eliminas un mensaje sale "eliminaste este mensaje". NO QUIERO QUE NADIE SE DE CUENTA LPM

pq los chats archivados tienen que estar arriba?? osea la idea es que yo no me de cuenta que me escriben, necesito q estén ocultos

@somehowreal people be saying erling being an omega is woke too, but they don't get it. they just don't get it 😔

#jude being an omega is woke btw, A BLACK MAN BEING AN OMEGA IS WOKEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT FUCK WITH MEEEEE

@kbtvss baby you got it, drop the link 🥰

This fanfic shits easy

rip nicki minaj, you will be missed 💔💔

@dipyouinharry soooo where's the link

haalingham baby’s first time watching jude play and he’s crying bc he saw his mama get tackled and fall in the middle of the game so jude has to run over to comfort the baby and show that he’s okay :(

@haevong girl dinner in whatever hair color he has but this one looks SO GOOD on him

now why would he do that?

@kbtvss I will do whatever you want me to do

@veinydih43 Ok but you have to rub my belly too

Jude slept w a lot of people since he and haaland broke up in bad terms when he left dortmund but no one ever made him feel as good as erling and he keeps getting more and more frustrated. At the wc match against Norway he decides to be cheeky and lets his pheromones free+

@etherea1rose it's soooooo good im actually obsessed with this story, I'll give you my first child, you have earned it

the response on this has been sooooo alarmingly sweet im honoured, thank you 😭🤍🤍🤍🤍

@cowboy_trns te voy a hacer un altar

publique el primer capítulo del fic 😛😛 este fue mi moodboard archiveofourown.org/works/89285771…

@johnlennonrpf it's horrible 😭😭😭

jude shave that beard please

I love twitter bro

i'm so fucking obsessed with #haalingham that it's not normal, I need to touch grass 😭😭

@mpregFC drop the link pls 😛

kinda want to write jobe as an overprotective alpha brother

@mpregFC girl the link pls

@erlinghams_ @haaling bro i love you 😭😭

@haaling #NOTMYMEANING

#right coz i was fucking wondering fuck

@etherea1rose ty ❤️

@veinydih43 welcome home 💞

do yall fw intersex omega jude or should i pretend i never spoke

me next

@haa1ingham he really wants to be naked (not complaining tho 👅)

boyyy pull them shorts down