Vel

✈️ Première mondiale ! Avec sa compagnie aérienne #AIRATP, la #RATP est fière d'être la première à proposer l’arrêt à la demande dans tous les aéroports au monde pour une flexibilité totale 🌍 Et pour les trajets courts ? Découvrez notre classe debout : une nouvelle façon de voyager, pratique et optimisée 😉

Um mnet is that hanky code or #BOYSIIPLANET

@developerjack Destination: high speed rail

um @humanitix_team I thought you're supposed to be inclusive? What happens if Cher needs to buy a tix? 😆😆

Also the audacity #CrowdStrike

Global Windows outage leaves Mac users even more smug than usual

Corporate windows endpoint users in the next couple of weeks after #CrowdStrike BSOD be like:

@developerjack We're def going to 👀

#CrowdStrike so hot right now

@David_H_Barrow @johaylen @TransportnswR Terrible! I'm so sorry

@johaylen there are no guards at Tuggerah, the toilets are locked, the same message telling us our trains will be up to 40min late has been going for 2 hours. Kids here have no battery left. Commuter telephone doesn’t work. @TransportnswR next train arrives at 11pm….

Um @Apple whose kids are going to be entertained by these

@AusElectoralCom Thank you! Updating would be handy as we're moving sometime later, I remember I had to fill a form and email it last time I was referring to checking my enrolment steps, by the way: check.aec.gov.au. Can we get the same option to tick of having only one name?

@velushomaz Hi Vel, if only one name is provided when updating your enrolment details online, you'll be presented with an option to select that you only have one name. You can then proceed with updating your details as normal.

Dear @AusElectoralCom, some people legally don't have a last name and I had to email AEC every single election to confirm. Can we have some reprieve please :puppyeyes:

Well AI is using Subjonctif maybe I should ask for a refund from Alliance Française

If a yubikey is made in Philippines would it be called ubekey

@AzzyChill Il veut jouir

Don’t we all

@AzzyChill @aguynamedkevin Congrats gays

8 years with @aguynamedkevin 🥰

@developerjack Magnet!

@AzzyChill @aguynamedkevin You know, they say two broken gays don't make it straight

Not that anyone can see it. But two broken gays

@AzzyChill Your sunscreen expired or sth

What the hell has happened to my legs!? They’re bumpy and itchy