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@onjolo_kenya That's my president and this home is modest and beautiful nothing stingy about this

Humble or stingy? Kenyans react to retired Chief Justice and presidential aspirant David Maraga's home.

@JaredoumaA Wanasema hutapata malaria for the next six months 😂

Who knows this ugly animal? From saa kumi Usiku sjalala, kalipanda kitanda akaniuma. Ni uchungu adi sai. Planning to seek medication. Any advice from doctors in the house🤔

@bluewmist Chocolate

What is something you've officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting?

@Esereigns @bod_repuplic

@bod_repuplic Anybody here with March 25th

The challenge is to find someone born on the same date as you. Lets go.

from dm Hello ngong family!!nimekuwa soo stressedup naomba mnishauri.. It's, about my daughter.. She started schooling at pcea amani embul bul...alianza pp1 until now she is in grade 1...everything has been going on well and smothly, until recently vile walifungua . . Alianza with funny stories telling me "baba unajua shule yetu kuna shetani anakaa grade 7"..we didn't take it seriously thought ni cartoon tu zile watoi huwatch... 1 week now.. It became worse this week mtoi akawa extra scared akiwa shule esspecially lunch time she refused to enter the dinning area, reason, anaona shetani huko... The headteacher called me the school was frightened by that scene...mamake akamuendea she was brought home.. We thought maybe she is sick took her too hospital and doc assured us the child is very ok... Her mum talked with the school and agreed mamake aende leo lunch hours to wittness how the baby behaves during lunch hours... Bt unfortunately leo asubuhi the school called and told the mother achukue mtoto atafute solution somewhere else! Reason ati mtoi is tormenting the other kids at school.. Nilikuwa ata nimelipa half of the schoolfees of this term... Mtoi akiwa out of school ako very oky until aende shule... Sasa nashindwa what could be wrong!!!

@KeruboSk This is what in the bible is termed as foolish

Anonymous confession: I'm a married man in my mid-30s, and if I'm being honest, my ego is bruised. Before we got married, my wife already had a thriving business. I admired her drive - that's what drew me to her. But marriage has changed how it feels. She earns far more than I do, and it's messing with my head. I suggested she put the business in my name so I could lead it as the husband while she supports. She shut it down immediately, saying she can't hand over what she's spent years building. Now I feel disrespected, and I'm starting to question whether she truly values me or this marriage.

@ick_real Sanity

what never came back after the pandemic?

@Gustavo__254 And what's wrong with that as long as she is doing what's good for herself and not eating your money. Hizi standards mnaekeanga watu...argh!

Yoooh a whole radio presenter anaishi hapa

@AokoOtieno_ @PulseLiveKenya Congratulations jaber. Well deserved 🎉

Humbled. Thank you, my X gang @PulseLiveKenya , Asanteni

@KenyanSays ja gwassi wa

Among all the tribute songs (over 20) made for Raila Odinga, it seems the party and his family settled on one particular song.

@LarryMadowo Hio car door ilikuwa imekumark

I slammed the car door on my thumb and it hurt so much I sat on the sidewalk and cried. I have no shred of dignity left 😂

@blincuer Maybe spell short correctly? They might extend it to 10 mins

So I was like mbona yangu ilikuwa hivo shot ????. I'm eargely waiting to see kama watanipea feedback.

So last Friday nilienda interview ya well paying job . So kufika naona watu wamekuja si agemates wakaa kubwa and I'm like 24 yrs. So each interview ilikuwa inamaliza roughly 45 minutes. So when my time ilifika walimaliza na mimi 5 minutes. Bro I have been thinking upto now ????

And now we all know what killed @RailaOdinga ! Lit to lit to ok chwere remo.

We extend our heartfelt appreciation to the Parliamentary Commission for hosting our team on an insightful learning visit to the Senate. The tour offered an invaluable opportunity to understand the inner workings of the parliamentary budget process @iasrconsulting @ParliamentKe

@BlessingGives 3-2

150K to anyone who predict Arsenal vs Man City correctly Must following to be credited tonight 💸

@kyeruphiona Udaku definitely

If football unites men and cartoons unite children, what brings women together? 🤔😄

I will be giving out my iPhone 16 promax to the comment that get zero likes 👍 in the next 3 days once I get my iPhone 17 promax

@AbdikadirNeema @WilliamsRuto He found democracy here. Wdym??!

In Africa especially the east africa , we wil never find a president who believes in democracy like @WilliamsRuto Imagine all those threats towards the security of the head of state and your walking freely and protesting in the streets of Nairobi CBD protected by men in unform . Big up waziri @kipmurkomen #maandamanowednesday

We shall march and soldier on! #SiriNiNumber

@nduko__ Alisema beautiful women nikajua penye passport ilienda😂

Nmeona videos za mzungu aliibiwa passport akapatana na jamaa mwingine wamekaa na yeye almost siku tatu. Kazi ni kumpigilia makali na maforeign tu.😂 Hadi kijana anajiita minister of foreign affairs. Ndo hizi videos 👇😂