The Venn Diagram Guy

@unmartiniporfa1 Go hiking, weirdo. What kind of loser "needs" a TV show?

Necesito. NECESITO una serie que me enganche como lo hizo GOT. Tengo Netflix, Disney, HBO y Prime. Recomienden.

@riwalk712 @MercuriusFilius But did it become exactly full at exactly one hour, or was it already full at 45 minutes?

@MercuriusFilius > 50% If you add the qualifier that it becomes exactly full at 60 minutes, then you can say that it was exactly 50% full at 59 minutes.

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

@thereallorilove She was. Now she's too thin.

Guys, do you consider Megyn Kelly to be hot? I’m not hating, I think she’s pretty. I’m just curious about the male opinion on this matter.

@IfindRetards Trump

April is almost over and has been another huge month for retards. Please tell me your pick for Retard of the Month. I will then do a poll with the most popular option, so like a comment if you agree with it and don't forget to tag me in any retarded posts you see on X.

@charise_lee Yeah they screwed this one up. They need a new production company. I'm sure they'll retry it soon and we'll get some more bullshit.

Weird … Vance escorted out before Trump. Then Trump falls down as he’s getting escorted out.

@TheConnorPils The fact that "wedding websites" even exist is gay AF.

@homegymcoop I have no sympathy for anyone that films themselves in a public gym.

This is a perfect example of why buying cheap equipment can often end in a bad day. Every functional trainer should have the ability for the full stacks to be in use without this happening. Even without being bolted to the ground.

@JakeRammos Israelis

Delete one animal from earth.

@Jeremybtc Good. People who buy lottery tickets are retarded and deserve to be stolen from.

For over 10 years every major LOTTERY jackpot across America was RIGGED by the one man hired to make sure it wasn't. > Eddie Tipton was the director of information security at the Multi State Lottery Association. > His job was to protect the random number generators that decided who won jackpots across nearly three dozen states. > He rigged them instead. > Eddie entered the fortified Drawing Room alone and disabled the cameras to record one second per minute. 59 seconds of every minute were invisible. > He inserted a memory stick that loaded self deleting software into the random number generator. > The software produced winning numbers on three specific days of the year that only he knew in advance. > His brother Tommy, a sitting Texas justice of the peace, won $568,990 in Colorado. > Associates collected jackpots in Wisconsin, Kansas and Oklahoma. > Tipton himself bought a $14.3 MILLION ticket at a Des Moines convenience store wearing a hoodie and walked out. > He forgot about the security camera above the counter. > The ticket sat unclaimed for nearly a year because nobody could figure out how to collect it without being identified. > They tried claiming it through an anonymous offshore trust in Belize. Iowa rejected it. Winners must be identified by law. > The Iowa Lottery released the grainy convenience store footage publicly, hoping someone would recognize the man in the hoodie. > An employee at the Maine Lottery recognized the voice immediately. > It was Eddie. The man who had spent a week auditing their security a few years earlier. > A web developer at the Iowa Lottery recognized it too. She had worked alongside him for years. > 5 states. Multiple rigged jackpots stretching back to 2005. The largest lottery fraud in US history. > Sentenced to 25 years. Served 4 and a half. Paroled quietly in January 2022. > His brother Tommy got 75 days. Every time you bought a lottery ticket on those specific days and lost, the man protecting the numbers already knew who was going to win.

@kumxem Banana

GUN TO YOUR HEAD name a fruit without the letter A

@IfindRetards LeBron

Who is the most retarded athlete or sports star in the world?

@oelma__ Those aren't your typical American nigs, those are Africans. Adopted

@GeriPerna Thomas Massie or myself

If YOU were solely responsible for choosing the next President, who would you choose? (They have to be American, alive😂, and there would be no voting...just your choice.)

@guideforlovers I'll bet my entire life savings that he's fat.

But if he cheats, he's the bad guy

@StefanMolyneux 1. But she was also a former prostitute and stripper.

MEN: How many women have you dated who are genuinely funny?

@GarbageHuman24 Ew

Seriously, what’s the point of being famous if this is what it gets you?

@nicksortor If it was a legit concern the secret service would tackle him. So dumb.

🚨 BREAKING: REPORTS OF POSSIBLE SHOTS FIRED INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER President Trump has been RUSHED off stage, and heavily armed USSS agents jumped into action Pray for the President!

@nicksortor I'm not praying for him. A prayer for Trump is a prayer for Israel.

@LibertyLockPod Still a great movie

One of my favorite movies in middle school was called Congo. I just rewatched it for the first time and now I'm convinced I was legitimately retarded in middle school.