Venonat

@Gallade what the fuck you talkin about. your psychic voodoo shit doesnt work on anyone. i can paralyze you in a second brah

@Gallade I DONT EVEN HAVE EYELIDS

@_Charizard_ it must be hard for you to pick up ladies when you look like a fucking wifebeater all the time

JUST MOTORBOATED A CHICK. SHES NOW PARALYZED IN VIRIDIAN FOREST. WHAT DO I DO

no i am not into furries.

@Hitmonchan you need a change of clothes imo.

@Mr_Mime how many children have you raped so far

@X_A_T_U im pretty sure there are Egyptian hieroglyphs of you

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A GYARADOS FUCKS A GOLEM

YOU GET AN ONIX

@_Charizard_ how are you not dead from gasoline. did it not explode?

@Venomoth you're my favorite pokemon heartz

WATER SAFETY TIP #1: unlike me, the two giant pink circles on a tentacruel ARE NOT its eyes. IF YOU THINK SO AND THINK IT IS CUTE YOU DIE

@houndour i second this motion

@Mantyke BREATHING IS SO MUCH FUN HOLY SHIT

@_Charizard_ bring her back to my place. ill put her to sleep for you and then you can give her some Dragon Rage. NAWMEAN?

@venomoth I LOVE YOU

WATER SAFETY TIP #3: SWIM AS FAST AS YOU CAN IF YOU RUN INTO A MAGIKARP. IT TURNS INTO AN ANGRY DOUCHEBAG THAT CANT THINK

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE POKEMON. 151 FOR LIFE.

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON