
thingsicantsayatwork
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thingsicantsayatwork
@ventivents
excessive body hair, excessive hotness
Katılım Mart 2015
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It’s been less and less fun here lately, I need a break from this gathering of the right.
Bye for now Twitter, see you when/if the facists let go of the reins.
You can find me @feldbergsarah.bsky.social
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Kids are awesome. Nothing will make you happier.
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat
My daughter has started babbling her first words, and it’s the cutest thing ever. Starting a family has been the most rewarding journey of my life—I can’t recommend it enough.
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@Brew_Stew @trixiemattel Second option: show up early with a team of queens and do the grads’ faces before they walk
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@ThisEndsAtProm Would love to compare/contrast 1992 Dracula vs. 2024 Nosferatu
Also The Nines - no teen girls but there is a fat lady who takes no bullshit and I love her and also she’s Melissa McCarthy
Someone please unpack this movie it does so much @ThisEndsAtProm @youaregoodpod 🙏🏼
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@hashjenni You look in the mirror and say it gently with love.
Or did you mean to someone who’s not yourself? Just don’t do that.
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@ThiccStauskas Pro tip for store managers: put the sex stuff aisle beside the gun stuff aisle, then kids can go play nearby while their parents buy their sinful toys
So easy!
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@KryssyLaReina lol how much does it cost retail to look exactly like all the other basics? (Not that I’d ever pay retail)
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It was never a competition actually. At some point like who you like and stop bringing Black women into it. Most of us really dgaf
9SZN🇵🇱🇲🇽@PawlowskiSZN5
How can black women compete?? x.com/blondehairbe/s…
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The greatest fake band from a movie or TV show….Randy Watson & Sexual Chocolate
altheboss@AlTheBoss03
The greatest fake band from a movie or TV show
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@youaregoodpod John Candy is my movie Daddy (reminds me of my actual Dad so much it’s uncanny)
RIP 2 Canadian comedy icons 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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@heshsson @TheStingisBack Listen, if a man wants to call himself Muchamed Ali, goddamnit this a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muchamed Ali. ❤️🔥
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@doctor_cabral I know this shouldn’t matter, but he’s also infinitely more bangable. I wouldn’t touch Kyle with yours 🤢
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This dickhole sought out violence. He went to a riot armed to the teeth with the hope of shooting poor and working class protesters. Luigi Mangione sought out one of society’s greatest villains and took him out. He’s infinitely more honorable than Kyle Rittenhouse.
Dudley Brown@GunRightsPrez
Luigi Mangione shot and killed a man in cold blood and tried to get away with it. I, on the other hand, defended myself after being chased down and violently attacked. Luigi and I aren't even remotely similar. If you're comparing my case to his, you have some serious problems.
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@Ashy_slashee Core memories of watching this movie growing up many many times
Still holds up 12/10
CAN YOU FLY????!!!!!???!!!!???? 🪱
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@alexsteed How much cum is considered Kind of A Lot? Now I’m invested.
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