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@ventivents

excessive body hair, excessive hotness

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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
It’s been less and less fun here lately, I need a break from this gathering of the right. Bye for now Twitter, see you when/if the facists let go of the reins. You can find me @feldbergsarah.bsky.social
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)
Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this. Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"
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@trixiemattel your only option is to show up to graduation
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Trixie Mattel™@trixiemattel·
A college is using my picture for this:
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bonky@shesbonky·
alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes? JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys. STYLIST: Got it. JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke. STYLIST: Okay. JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan. STYLIST: Right.
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BJ Colangelo
BJ Colangelo@bjcolangelo·
Does anyone out there know where I can track down the only season of the Wendie Jo Sperber series BABES from 1990? I desperately need to see this sitcom about three fat sisters or I fear I may pass away.
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@ThisEndsAtProm Would love to compare/contrast 1992 Dracula vs. 2024 Nosferatu Also The Nines - no teen girls but there is a fat lady who takes no bullshit and I love her and also she’s Melissa McCarthy Someone please unpack this movie it does so much @ThisEndsAtProm @youaregoodpod 🙏🏼
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@hashjenni You look in the mirror and say it gently with love. Or did you mean to someone who’s not yourself? Just don’t do that.
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Jenni@hashjenni·
How do you POLITELY tell someone they're overweight???
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@ThiccStauskas Pro tip for store managers: put the sex stuff aisle beside the gun stuff aisle, then kids can go play nearby while their parents buy their sinful toys So easy!
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@KryssyLaReina lol how much does it cost retail to look exactly like all the other basics? (Not that I’d ever pay retail)
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Shea Jordan Smith
Shea Jordan Smith@shea_jordan·
If Joe Biden really wanted to shake things up, he could drop a political nuke by resigning on January 5th. Here’s the play: Kamala Harris becomes the 47th President of the United States...
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@youaregoodpod John Candy is my movie Daddy (reminds me of my actual Dad so much it’s uncanny) RIP 2 Canadian comedy icons 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@heshsson @TheStingisBack Listen, if a man wants to call himself Muchamed Ali, goddamnit this a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muchamed Ali. ❤️‍🔥
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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Coming to America (1988) Eddie Murphy's good and terrible Sexual Chocolate with a beautiful rendition of The Greatest Love of All. If that isn't good enough, stick around for the best stamp mic drop combo ever filmed!
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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@doctor_cabral I know this shouldn’t matter, but he’s also infinitely more bangable. I wouldn’t touch Kyle with yours 🤢
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cabral@doctor_cabral·
This dickhole sought out violence. He went to a riot armed to the teeth with the hope of shooting poor and working class protesters. Luigi Mangione sought out one of society’s greatest villains and took him out. He’s infinitely more honorable than Kyle Rittenhouse.
Dudley Brown@GunRightsPrez

Luigi Mangione shot and killed a man in cold blood and tried to get away with it. I, on the other hand, defended myself after being chased down and violently attacked. Luigi and I aren't even remotely similar. If you're comparing my case to his, you have some serious problems.

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thingsicantsayatwork@ventivents·
@Ashy_slashee Core memories of watching this movie growing up many many times Still holds up 12/10 CAN YOU FLY????!!!!!???!!!!???? 🪱
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