Crypto_Jesus 🙏

Congrats if you found me (and this pinned post)! Nothing but positivity & good vibes here in #Crypto land. Spreading the gospel one project at a time. Follow me to be auto-entered into random giveaways. No paid sponsorships, no paid groups. Always free. Always real. 🙏

@RussellHoeflich @TheCinesthetic Some do more than others. 🤷

@verifiedjeff @TheCinesthetic With that logic, do any movies “need” to get made? Sometimes movies can just be fun. They all don’t need to be art.

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) keeps getting dismissed over a thirty-second origin gag, while the rest of the film just moves. Train heist, Donald Glover locking into Lando & a crew dynamic that actually clicks. It never really got judged on what it is.

@Awesome_Jew_ I see what you did there. 👀 🙏

If you get kicked off 109 platforms, eventually the problem isn't with the platforms.

@missteencrypto Pretty sure you’re not 35… sooo… 🤷

My name is Randi Hipper and I’m running for President. Would I have your vote? 🇺🇸

@uricohenisrael Cancelled in what way? She’s an “artist” & a “private person.” My guess is many of her clients share her views. MANY. She still gets to be First Lady regardless of her beliefs. 🤷

So up to now, we found out that Zohran Mamdani’s wife, NYC’s First Lady, has a history of antisemitism, anti-black racism, homophobia, and supporting terrorists. What’s next? Do you think she will get canceled?

@crycrystallss @CigsMake Someone needs to make an AI video of a horse smoking cigarettes. 🙏

@CigsMake because they on ketamine

If cigarette bad, why horse happy? Checkmate liberals

@NYCMayor I like how if you don’t agree with the outcome of the application of certain laws, then those laws must be unjust. Because you know better than anyone else. That’s why you’re the Mayor. Certainly. Or, you know, Islamaphobia…. Right? 🙏

Today, an administrative immigration judge ordered the deportation of Rafael Rubio, a City Council employee. This is an affront to justice. A dedicated public servant with legal authorization to remain in the country, Rafael showed up for a routine immigration appointment and, despite following the rules, he was detained and has now been held for months. He should be immediately released.

Great movie. 👍👍👍👍 Know what theater I saw it at? 😉 🙏

Heard good things from @Nerdrotics & @TheCriticalDri2 - which, in 2026, is saying a lot! Seeing it now. Will share thoughts after. 🙏 #ProjectHailMary

@NYCMayor War bad. But, just to hedge my bet - here’s to the “hope of a new day for the Iranian people.” You know, in case the good guys actually win & the Regime is overthrown & the people get freedom and self-governance. Even though my wife & I don’t really want that. FFS. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Nowruz Mubarak to all the Iranian Americans who call New York City home! It was an honor to celebrate Charshanbeh Soori with so many of you in anticipation of spring, renewal, and - now especially - the enduring hope of a new day for the Iranian people. 
Nowruz is typically a time of good feeling, but this year is different. I continue to stand in opposition to this war, and I wish as many moments of joy as possible for all Iranians observing this special holiday.

@klara_sjo The “Pick Me” of burgers. 🍔 Pass. 🙏

Brazilians have moved on to blaspheming our beloved burgers. Is nothing sacred to them?!?

@LevineJonathan @AvivaKlompas @NYCMayor Focused Genuine Team Supporters FGTS. Duh. 🙏

Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?

@rasmr_eth I have concluded you’re a moron. But, in fairness, I concluded that long before you posted this. 🙏

2 weeks into the war i have concluded this can last YEARS, if not DECADES

@crycrystallss Because you are a good girl. 🥰

@verifiedjeff i don’t do any of that lmao

Imma post this every few days because it makes me smile whenever I watch it. 🙏

@tesselenaaa You are correct. 🙏

The edit is giving Charlie going home before Rizzo… #survivor50

@mr_pschmitt Trump is not “taking out” Israel. Whatever that even means. Israel & the US are allies (even if they don’t agree on everything). If you want to live under Sharia Law, just go back to Germany - should be fully Islamic within a decade. 🙏

$PUMP has a higher market cap than $KAS. Still a wholly unserious industry. Sorry. 🙏

@BillyM2k Unrelated, are you still in SF? I'll be swining by beginning of April. Giants game (my treat) if you want to meet up. Let me know. 🙏

mommy and daddy are fighting

There's no way to say this without sounding like an arrogant, pompous douche... (so basically staying on brand - 🤣), but life is just easier if you're dumber. People with an IQ around 90 are probably in the sweet spot. Enjoy the bliss of not even realizing you're an idiot. 🙏