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@Excision nah its fine I don't use my neck or back anyways 💁🏻‍♂️ #bassacademy #basscapital #paradox

@Rattrix I’m so done with this franchise man

Tanking the entire season and only getting 3rd is unreal I don't think I can suffer anymore

@Truth_Hurts2023 @Ariafayeee She ain’t gunna let you hit bro give it a rest

@Ariafayeee You girls that want only money to talk to someone are so fake and selfish! Thats all you think About is money & you are a Selfish b iitch I would never peruse a convo with you for all the money in the world! Go F VCK yourself and I hope you end up with a life of Cats alone!

Man subscribes to my free page Man expects me to chat with him for free even though he has never spent a dollar on my page Man gets upset when I tell him that I’m not some free chatting service and my time is worth money which he’s not paying Many such cases!!

@stoolpresidente Portnoy getting community noted is a great start to this Monday

Why they playing Canadien national anthem in Buffalo? Buffalo been out of the playoffs so long they forgot what country they live in?

@LexiBuffalo @stoolpresidente Huh i guess im a bills fan now even tho I hate Toronto 🤪

@stoolpresidente It’s played every game, respect for our Canadian neighbors who are only 7 mins away from the arena!

@johnsummit You got this dubstep Stan listening to tech house do you’re doing something right obviously Need some more subjohnics or Johnsded 😍

oh no i’m getting bullied by pop stans on this app again

@AndyHilm @Blobby162095 @LangmanVince the entire @TPUSA halftime show watch party in one picture!

@Blobby162095 @LangmanVince

Justin Trudeau is a 54-year-old father of three; Katy Perry is a 41-year-old mother. Apparently, they're trying to relive their youth at Coachella. Embarrassing!

@lakes12341 @alecmets2011 @HavokRayne @ClaireMPLS What part about “ I’m going on a hike so don’t worry if you don’t hear from me “ doesn’t give you context on the situation? Like I said it’s very common for this to happen, it’s taught to people to save their lives barring emergency lol

@versloshe @alecmets2011 @HavokRayne @ClaireMPLS it's just amazing to me how many people can read into a text and know exactly what was happening lol! the phenomenon for people to write essays all day when they have 0 context tells a lot about a person. And AJ says people have to do other things. like post hot takes LOL!

hot take: this would give me the ick so fast

@alecmets2011 @HavokRayne @lakes12341 @ClaireMPLS I think the logic is hiking can/does bring you out of cell service It’s a pretty common to communicate where/when you are going on a hike, it’s taught to people to ensure disaster relief Dude should have worded it better for sure, but he’s doing the right thing

@HavokRayne @lakes12341 @ClaireMPLS No. You don’t need to know what I am doing at every waking moment either. Sometimes we just need PEACE. We need to disconnect. We want to take a nap. Or a shower. Or go run errands. Or literally anything. Work on my car. Read a book. Idk

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump No boots on the ground! No new wars!

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@SlanderOfficial THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AHHHHHH

Deleted twitter just to have to reinstall so i could tweet at @SlanderOfficial to release this again Put it behind a pay wall only if you’re me and ill still buy it 😭

@minnformation @KTLA Thank you for the context when I read the first tweet I was trying to figure out if I was on the outside or an inside joke or not 🤣🤣🤣

@KTLA @versloshe

A dancing robot designed to entertain diners at the Haidilao hot pot restaurant in Cupertino, California, got a little too close for comfort to some patrons during a performance earlier this month. ktla.com/news/californi…

Look! I found a video that completely encompasses the awesomeness of @minnformation facebook.com/share/v/1CBLEP…

@CarterNimrod @eurofounder “ which is it “ “ yes “

My wife was sexually harassed by her boss last month She was brave enough to report him and went to court Everything seemed fine until I noticed a problem Her boss is a person of color, a man from Nigeria And the jury was entirely white I had no choice but to raise an objection "This trial cannot proceed" I said "A white jury cannot fairly judge a man of color" The trial has been postponed 5 months pending a diversity review of the jury pool "You betrayed me" my wife said "No honey, I protected a man from institutional racism" This is why the rest of the world looks up to Europe We protect everyone

@minnformation Hey eu… Mr minn. 🤣 hope youre doing fantastic! I’d love to treat you to a dinner at my steak house downtown if you’re ever looking for a nice bite to eat. Wishing you the best 2026 possible!

Heartbreaking loss… 💔

@tcreed1980 @MTGPLUG Do you realize that the main language of “ America “ isn’t English? Canada and the US are the only 2 predominantly English speaking countries out of the 26, but I’d be surprised if you realized America wasn’t just the US at this point

@MTGPLUG If he's an American, then he should have had his stupid program in English. You know, the official language of AMERICA!

🚨 BREAKING: The left is FURIOUS after a new poll reveals a SUPERMAJORITY of people says Kid Rock had a better halftime show than Bad Bunny — 67% to 33% That's according to TMZ'S OWN poll 🤣 BRUTAL FLOP! You messed up, NFL. Huge win for Americans!

@TreyMcBride @87ppgTracker @MelFarnwalt @LauraLoomer Well I won’t lie I was deceived by your name lol

@87ppgTracker @MelFarnwalt @LauraLoomer

It’s kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show. Puerto Rico isn’t exactly known for having reliable electricity. He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!

@eco_health_hub0 @LauraLoomer

@LauraLoomer Kind of ironic 😅 Bad Bunny dancing on an electric pole while Puerto Rico struggles with its grid,,, Could’ve used the platform to raise awareness, but chose pure hype instead

@0hour1 Yall have been saying this forever Either do it or stop gabbing about it 🤣

Honestly we could take Canada in 48 hours. We should just make them put it to a vote. Then occupy and liberate Canada from the terrorists

@kevin_smith45 any source other than your opinion? Didn’t think so

Congratulations to Bad Bunny You’re the first person in Super Bowl history to have 10 million people turn you off !!!

@HondaRidgline @jeff_kopriva @greatweecountry @CynicalPublius The flip from conservatives saying “Relax, it’s just words “ To “ words hurt my feelings “ is pure cinema

@jeff_kopriva @greatweecountry @CynicalPublius So true. Someone should send them home immediately because Jeff got his feelings hurt

NEW RULE: If you are a member of the US Olympic Team and you publicly criticize the USA while on foreign soil, you are off the team. You have 15 minutes to gather your things in the Olympic Village. Someone will drive you to the airport and push you out on the curb. Figure out your own way to fly home. Being a USA Olympian is a privilege, not a right. Too bad you couldn't figure that out.