VerseBender 💉💉💉

@laurenthehough Just ordered at a busy McDonalds with my 6yo. He’s chatting with a construction guy about 20 ft away. Then, loudly… “Mom! He has a beard - do you love him?… oh, and he has a job!!” 3 days later, total stranger, laughing.. “I know you. You’re the one from McDs the other day”

Shane's funeral, now that's the way to send someone off. #RIP #ShaneMcGowan #pogues twitter.com/gavreilly/stat…

@NoContextHumans Conservatives in Canada and Republicans in the US.

Conservatives in Canada and Republicans in America.

@gator_gum Not going to lose this follower. I’d follow twice if I could.

I know I'm probably going to lose followers for this, but, I have to be me, and I have to be true to myself... So, here goes.... Doug Ford is overtly corrupt and harming our province. Poilievre is a snake oil salesman, trying to lie his way into power. #SV4A

@shoshanahjacobs I used to live in Guelph. Any chance this house is on Edinburgh Road?

Just getting the house ready when a car goes by and the driver yells out “perv”. #Guelph See you tomorrow folks

@davidleavitt Nope. Not giving him one red cent.

If Elon Musk charges $1.99 a month to use Twitter, will you pay for it? Retweet if you won’t, like if you will. Tell me why 🤔

@laurenboebert Plead guilty to more than that….

It's true, I did thoroughly enjoy the AMAZING Beetlejuice at the Buell Theatre and I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! 🤭 Everyone should go see it if you get the chance this week and please let me know how it ends! 😅 denvercenter.org/tickets-events…

@JustKingss @PicturesFoIder Move the image up and down - easier to see the outer numbers

@PicturesFoIder 15283. If you see anything other than this you need an eye doctor

What numbers do you see? Only few can see all of them.

@PicturesFoIder 3452839

@NoContextHumans 27 kg

What’s the answer?🤔👇

Wow, Hunter Biden has been indicted on 3 gun charges. That must mean there’s probable cause he committed those 3 gun crimes! And if you agree, then you’d also agree that there’s probable cause that Trump committed 91 crimes. Right?

Boebert wore a dress To show her shape But forgot to read the rules Saying “You cannot vape” The usher made it clear That she’d have to get up As she struggled with a dress Without an adequate cup She fussed, and she snarled And then she flipped the finger The staff just smiled and said “Just keep walking. You cannot linger!” Once she made it outside She starting acting real squirrelly She grabbed her beau’s hand, and tried to do a twirly Not once, not twice, but I think at least three Not knowing that her stumbles Would be viewed on national TV Not such a great evening for this former lady of the night She works on behalf of Putin To get all of us to fight When she stumbled and she grumbled, raging like a ram One thing was clear She doesn’t give a damn Not a damn about the nation Not a damn about you She’s committed to her work In the MAGA driven zoo The race was close last time She nearly lost the race Let’s help Colorado, help her fall on her face They can serve her up a loss, a bitter, bitter dish As they move her ass out And move in…Adam Frisch He could use our help, people He could use our help NOW Let’s chip in a few bucks For a BIG November “WOW!” There’s a cost to all of us, for the things we’d like to see So come on everyone, let’s help push out Lauren B. @AdamForColorado can beat this woman He’s sure as hell got a chance And Adam knows this… No one wants to seem him dance Adam will do what he can, to keep his state in tip top shape He’ll work really hard And NEVER…NEVER..stop to vape!

@Captaincoby00 In all honesty, it would have to be my 2005 Toyota Echo. It lasted twice as long as my marriage and it never once let me down.

What is your dream vehicle? Mine is a 70 Charger or 68 Corvette.

@NoContextHumans Not my problem

This should be fun, go👇

I’m not going to apologize for that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Swiftie01 Sept to June = 10 months Started $35k (‘92), $74k (‘05) only hit $100k in 2019 Taught Rohan Ranger 1 month after his crime (look him up) Retired June (lol, 54 yo) It’s not free - pay into it every pay period What is it we do? Why are most mediocre? What makes a good teacher?

Mmmkay! And I'm 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.

@Isuckatpicking Honestly, do you have a brain? Or is it currently deprived of oxygen from the smoke and fire surrounding and burning your constituency.

"I am here today to speak to all my constituents about the biggest issue facing Kelowna residents at this time. The Justin Trudeau Federal Carbon Tax."

@GeoRebekah @Jose_Pagliery Following….

Hhhoolllyyy shiiittt. Florida news incoming. Not spoiling this one like I did the last one. Sorry, @Jose_Pagliery.