veruca slut

i think i have cybernetic cage aggression

tell me a sexy bedtime story.

Weegee. "Martian Woman on the Telephone," 1955.

i like to point and laugh at centrist lib dem dick

gang bang pending

the way im so pliable

@19lily98 you can ask my husband, i’m sure he has some spare.

Can I bum a cigarette I haven’t smoked for two years

omfg fuck this humidity. i need a good boy to lick the sweat from my underboob

the vibes are so Ddeok so Ddeok and youtu.be/I8ci2qi-Iys

my husband fixed me, for now 🤪

waking up with chemical burns on my nostrils from going too hard on the poppers. i refuse to learn my lesson. 😔

the way i need 3 to 5 male nurses [27 to 31 yrsold and 6’1 or taller] to take care of me and make me well again

it is so humid and i am so hungover

it feels like garbage outside and i feel like garbage inside

@beansm00thie i bet!

@veruca_slut some say the best 💪

i'm like if a perverted gooner freak was also a hopeless romantic yearner

@penandjen never give up queen!

@humanxmaybe goodie!! 🥰

@veruca_slut yes and perverts too

proud to say i follow a wide variety of freaks and weirdos

@TPatbat sincere apologies to the future - i am a spoke in the wheel as a corporate conference coordinator.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a course-seller selling courses to other course-sellers— forever.

i really do be lifting up my shirt in the mirror to admire my tits just for fun