Dalit

My safe space is a kosher hot dog from Costco

@jazzylopez Please share those memes here!

someone said miércoles de ceniza like besties, pls

mexico is so unserious we’re literally on the brink of a natural disaster but the meme content lately has been ON POINT

@2ironique the 3 day holiday weekend you always forget about

@BrianJMoylan @DannyPellegrino apparently they're tall

@DannyPellegrino I agree! Also, how are those two simps so beguiling to all sorts of women?!

I am, of course, a Kyle Cooke apologist, but what the hell was he doing with that birthday speech? vulture.com/article/summer…

@budlight @GuyFieri #landofloudflavors #Sweepstakes

@iluvbutts247 Hehe that’s pretty standard but it’s pretty

@vibe_architect yep. stayed at jw camel back but most of the events were there

these huevos rancheros better kill me

@iluvbutts247 Montelucia?

@vibe_architect it’s very pretty i love the desert but i’ve also just been at dumb resorts for wedding stuff so

@iluvbutts247 No love for my hometown 😞

unsurprisingly every meal i’ve had in scottsdale has been so so sad and overpriced

Let’s change the rigged tax code so The Person of the Year will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off everyone else. bostonglobe.com/2021/12/13/bus…

time for a renaissance...

@OhDamnDiego What

@2ironique I tried and it wasn’t good…

#PISCES Aug 22 full moon in Aquarius -- Beautiful full moon conjunct Jupiter, giver of gifts + good luck. U would be wise to spend time alone working on an artistic project at this time, for ur ideas would be positively brilliant. #Astrology #AstrologyZone #SusanMiller #FullMoon

my fall plans the delta variant

*cue every fast food brand making a chaos edit ad in 3...2...1..."* vox.com/the-goods/2261…

*me writing a brief* draft one: four score and seven years ago

@2ironique I think about that for myself too at least once a month

@kyrstensinema I used to like you.

Here’s your half-yearly reminder that Arizonans don't have to worry about changing our clocks tonight! ⏰

@AlysTigue Same

I’m getting to the trolling cvs stores for leftover vaccines stage of quarantine. 💉

Once I learn what a stock is, it’s over for you bitches.