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@Thefactsdude The saying “bruh” every ten seconds just needs to be over. Currently, there’s no better indication of mouth-breathing stupidity.

College spring breaker throws a tantrum on a plane after being escorted off and assaults another passenger who is recording. Spring break always provides the best content. On a recent Texas flight, a college girl got into a verbal altercation that got her removed from the plane. As she’s walking off, she notices everyone recording, throws a fit, and slaps someone’s phone. Assault charges and a no-fly list surely weren’t on her spring break agenda.

@BuffaloBrett @BriannaWu Those people all voted for Jill stein or openly abstained from voting all together. They really are NOT democrats.

@BriannaWu Sounds like it is time for you to look in the mirror and see if you still want to identify with “your party”. You are who you associate with.

We made Al Franken resign over a joke, but this woman can cheerlead the rape, slaughter, and torture of Jewish civilians and no one in my party gives a fuck.

@BriannaWu What do you think should happen?

@jedirich_ @Bellagio Vegas is paying a whole lotta folks to push this hard huh?

Sure… Vegas is “dead.” Meanwhile, inside the Bellagio Conservatory — packed every day. Here’s the reality people don’t want to admit: Vegas didn’t die… it filtered. Post-Covid, they let anyone in just to survive. Cheap rooms, chaos, TikTok fights, people crying about $20 water in the desert. Now? That era’s over. Prices went up. Vibe cleaned up. And the people who can actually afford to be here showed back up. If you think Vegas is dead… you’re probably just not the target customer anymore. And judging by the crowds — they’re perfectly fine with that.

@3YearLetterman @BarneyFrank @NYRangerFanclub @DrDisrespect @EllisIslandNPS @PaulyShore @joekent16jan19 @TulsiPress @LindseyGrahamSC @lgbtqnation @Whitesnake You sure those dates are correct Coach? Fish and Wildlife is reporting he was 87.

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 This one is tough to even type out. Oscar-winning actor Chuck Norris has past away. The most important and talented actor in world history, Chuck’s movies grossed more than those starring non-American actors combined He is an American icon, and his record for Oscars will likely never be broken We miss you, sir

@Naiballer @KeruboSk I liked choosing the tunes based on the essay topic. Everything from Beastie Boys to Enya.

@KeruboSk Pure chaos, caffeine, and confidence turned last minute panic into excellence.

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

@sporadica @_LamNam_ 15 minutes is like 12% dude.

@_LamNam_ people keep saying this but if the first THIRD of a THREE HOUR FILM is awful and unwatchable - why in the world does it deserve another two hours of my precious time??

motivated by this, i just went to watch this film in theatres… walked out after 15 minutes. i’ve never walked out of a movie before. are you KIDDING ME???? what the hell was this utter garbage and how did it win BEST PICTURE??? ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE

@sporadica This must be rage bait. No one is equipped to review anything they’ve only experienced 12% of.

The guy fixing holes in his pants with wood glue will always be the guy who leaves his kids the world.

All the valid anticipation not withstanding, that’s gonna be kind of a scary day. We’re talking about a cult leader, and I worry about the reactions of unhinged cult *members* when they witness all the celebrating.

@catsareblessing Adorable

Ever since this dog and kitten met in the shelter, they've become absolutely inseparable. They were later adopted together by the same person 🥹❤️

Had a very attractive woman ask for my Insta last night. I have a really good feeling she's going to send me some groceries.

@captive_dreamer Short of your daddy declaring martial law and halting elections, it’s your best possible outcome at this point. Being a monumental fuckup has consequences.

"you win by losing" is a hell of a strategy

They thought they were going to be able to sit back and watch OTHER people suffer, while enjoying the protection afforded to sycophants.

@TimothySandefur It’s a very good movie that has the grave misfortune of being immediately followed by the three best movies of the series.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Yes, deeply flawed, but (a) a masterpiece score by Jerry Goldsmith, (b) a profound philosophical message, (c) absolutely faithful to the soul of Star Trek, (d) has a couple really cool shots, (e) Persis Khambatta.

“Lower prices day one” “No new wars” “We don’t pay the tariffs” “The golden age of manufacturing” “He’s gonna release the Epstein files” “The economy is booming” “Concept of a health care plan” You’re all stupid as fuck

@ginamilan_ @orleans_britt Lidderallaaaay

@orleans_britt Literally.

If Melania Trump was on social media dropping the N-word, it would be front page news for weeks and people would be calling for her execution. But since it’s Zohran Mamdani’s wife, I guess it’s different, right?

Promises promises