THE OCTOPUS✌️✌️

@The_Chidimma The bride is elegant and decently dressed the way a responsible African wife should dress.

How do you explain to a Non-Nigerian that the first two are wedding guests and the third is the bride? There’s nothing like “outshining” the bride in Nigeria.

@BarackObama tried joking about @realDonaldTrump being president at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2011 — and his joke turned on him and came to pass.

@Angelbeauties77 I prefer ranging markets, Topvee, I miss your spaces on here.

How are you feeling July volatility? Do you like trending market or ranging market ?

@Machi1Nne Stop saying rubbish, Catholics honour Mary.

No Female Angels No Female Disciples No Mother In Heaven No Daughter In Heaven Religion that has no Regards for women.

@JO_BEST7 Kevi De Bruyne, Napoli.

Guess The Football Player and His Club Level: Hard

@ayam_Chizzy This is a boar, but Nigerians call it bush-pig.

@ayam_Chizzy This is a boar.

@HonNonsoNwankwo @Nwanyi_Umuahia She doesn't know.

@Nwanyi_Umuahia Who told you that masquerades are being worn? Abi na Father Christmas 🎅 you are talking about? Because as far as I know, masquerades are spirits from the dead and unless you die you cannot become one.

Biko I have a question… Is it only men who wear masquerades? Cause lately I have been craving iti mmonwu 🤭🤭🤭

@Adhekunbi Ladies that got don't have to struggle to display it. Even if she's wearing a big gown, you'll still feel it.

🤤

@miraghini Akpa-amu

Guys, what are the nicknames y’all call your “dick”🌚

@xyz1mt Your soul is mine

The Craziest Line Ever Said in Gaming History.

I don't know what you guys are smoking on this app

@presh_milli3 I don't know what you guys are smoking on this app

I just realize say me and my papa suck the same breast

@guzu_p These whores knows where and how to position themselves and bag (seduce) the best bags.

I'm yet to see a footballer who isn't dating a whore.

@Betalife09 They fuck well, but not good for marriage.

Facts about girls that smoke?

@Opeoluwa Only deepthroaters will understand.

The distance from a woman’s mouth to her throat is very important. I won't say more than that.

@godsoncatalina Whatever you're doing, don't touch my dick, because if you do, I'm not responsible for what happens next.

You will bear the consequences Don’t say I didn’t warn you 🫵🏽

@RubenUyi @Morris_Monye That clip was lit.

@Morris_Monye Her escapades with RAY j. Many people nor know

Money is good. Vini Jnr went from Akpororo to Ray J.

@Nwanyi_Umuahia You've been feeding us good pictures back to back.

Present!

@official_Gegeh Infection

Apart from billing what else Nigerian girls bad at