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@DJVenser Probs because you're old

How has it taken me this long to find out V Records have been doing Podcasts!? … I got 162 to catch up on

@metpoliceuk why do you state that all Sarahs law requests will be dealt with in 28 days? Request made 6 weeks ago and today you call to advise the whole process has to start again because the 'investigating officer' is on training. At risk children should be a priority 😒

@MetroUK @DJVenser talk about headache

‘Human head found in street’ after major road accident in Edinburgh trib.al/lDqlVue

Magpie following a cat pretending it’s not

@OctopusEnergy blocking my driveway all day. Called customer services who were rude. Finally saw the engineer and he put his hand in my face as if to tell me to stop talking 😂 ok no worries pal i'll just have you towed next time 🙄

I have a burger for lunch every day then wonder why i'm fat?

@Dominos_UK just answered the phone 'good morning dominos' and i said its not the morning, before giving my order and they put the phone down on me and now wont answer 😭💔

I want a time lapse camera for my plants 🥺🥺

People that preach mental health really be the biggest bullies😂🤦‍♀️

@lily_connelly Love that for youuuu🤩🤩🤩

@DJVenser milk

nurse: how do u rate ur pain me: it's a thumbs down nurse: me: would not recommend

@BrownEyedBiatch Same

Got 99 problems and my salary is one

Do GP receptionists have to prove they're heartless arseholes during the interview process or is it a skill they develop?

My instagram saved is just a million recipes i will probably never even attempt

@lily_connelly Added by search baffles me more, like who tf are you

@sainsburys just wondering if you'll be making contributions to my waste collection?

@HSBC_UK received a letter from you today with my new telephone banking number, but i dont bank with you? Tried calling your customer service line, but must enter my sort code or card number to continue. I dont have an account with you so dont have a sort code or card to enter?

I went to a meeting first thing this morning then to the office for over an hour before i looked in the mirror and realised i had toothpaste on my face :/