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oh i’d never shut up if i received this piece oh my god

girls can’t get drunk and text their man anymore god you people are so lame and insecure

These are our founding fathers

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

why doesn’t anyone sell weed at the farmer’s market #seriousquestion

why was marcia always on jan’s ASSSS😭😭😭😭

los hombres le llaman princess treatment a lo que mi mamá haría por mi cualquier día a las 10 de la noche porque me ve triste

good morning

@1989healy PERRRIIOOOODDDDDD

Underrated the 1975 song of the day is pressure

ayo why my grandmother made this Limoncello so fucking strong FUCKK😭😭😭 that is HARD LIQUOR😭😭😭😭😭

This caption is smoking me lmfao

oh that’s LIQUA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i did not take this chicken out the freezer soon enough #hungry

Les mecs de droite quand tu leur dis que les gens ont moins de chances de tomber dans la criminalité quand leurs besoins vitaux sont assurés

society is doomed

Nope, the best you can do is think about him deeply enough so he finds you.

niggas fuck who they can bitches fuck who they want !!!

pq homem gosta de colocar o dedo deles na nossa boca enquanto a gente transa com ele, dúvida genuína

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

straight men: orgasm gay men: orgasm lesbians: orgasm straight women: honestly it’s no big deal i’m just here for the cuddles i don’t mind it’s okay that i don’t orgasm sex is sex 😭❤️ we’re all trying our best it’s not his fault