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@TheRoyalSerf if he looked like clav they would’ve said yes

Tiger was tryna open up a Domain Expansion on dem cops fulla dem jiggas

@chakington_ Did he really say this

Big things happening on tiktok

Oh great it looks just like you. Why don’t you do me a solid and get one that looks like your NEPHEW!!! The fellas know what I’m talkin about!

Hunter S Thompson's suicide note, i shall add no further comment

@DudespostingWs rush hour in india is no joke

Genius visor tech that keeps racers seeing clearly

me and my boy been playing fall guys consistently for 5 years and we’ve never won a game

@realDonaldTrump you should’ve instigated brother 😎

@midsmoker34 Too many updates bro I get it. I get fat pedophile 1 in my ear like: ALBUM SOON and I got fat pedophile 2 in my ear like: CLEARANCE SAMPLES!!

I couldn’t fall asleep if I tried

Life is beautiful

a man is never truly free

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On December 4, 2024, the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, my friend, died. He fucking died.

Bro dating his 3rd @ 😭😭

TW: has anyone eveer wanted to be carriable but was too "thick"?...

@Drake Drake, on the next track, can you PLEASE explain to Kendrick that the age of consent in Canada is 16?