Agent Shagwell

@skeletorisreal dawg i miss the chariot!!!! lol

“I miss Vein” “I miss title fight” bro shut up I miss Chon

@tofeelhealed the “I DONT GIVE A FUCK” intro to the album still goes so fucking hard

a bleeding through homage being called ronnie coded and cringe, shut this app down

Motion City Soundtrack "The Future Freaks Me Out," live at Starland Ballroom, New Jersey, 2005

2002. I like how panic chords actually sound like digital glitching and dial up connection sounds used percussively

@allastud @tofeelhealed first two albums go hard cant even lie! i held it down for em! i was as much facedown as i was solidstate some underrated bands on that roster in my opinion. their third album was super breakdown heavy and ooookay i dug it but havent listened since it came out

@tofeelhealed I never got people’s obsession with For Today

modern metalcore reheating the same old uninteresting djent riffs and calling it new music in 2026, time really is a circle

Mood

We live in the ruins of a greater civilization

The band Candy is criminally underrated and they deserve more

Alex Jones posting a parody mugshot from an Adult Swim comedy bit, trying to pass it off as real, is absolutely hilarious. The InfoWars acquisition hasn't even happened yet and it's already creating some of the best content I've seen on the internet in years. 😭

@gfaunaa @NeilNevins it has enough battery life for one full call!

Alex Jones watching Tim and Eric clips thinking the Cinco Corporation is real

incredibly accurate prediction of vibe-coding

@GangusPond @DeguIron @tiedecker @RealAlexJones just as good as when people get mad at that liam nissan account thinking its the fucking real actor lmao

@DeguIron @tiedecker @RealAlexJones You’re yelling at a parody account my guy, this isnt Tim heidecker 🤣 Can’t believe how easy it is to fool you people Lmaoo

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And Others That No Healthy Society Would Ever Permit To Be Sequenced On Public Networks! Investigators Are DEMANDING Answers About The Repeated Summoning Of “4D3D3D3,” The Unauthorized Tube Visuals, And The Disturbing Use Of Sensual Staircase Protocols To Lull Viewers Into A False Sense Of Security Before Exposing Them To Full-Spectrum Tayne Content! WHY Did Paul Rudd Ask “Can I Get A Hat Wobble” Unless He Already Knew The Ritual Was Underway? They Told You It Was A Sketch. They Told You It Was “Absurdist Comedy.” Meanwhile The American People Were Subjected To Raw Celery-Based PsyOps, Nude Digital PORNOGRAPHY, And Paul Rudd COMMITTING ADULTERY. The Pattern Is Hiding In Plain Sight!

@KenArnold270 @B0bbyD1g1tal @RealAlexJones honestly why watch comedy shows at all when you just get on twitter and read replies like this and laugh hard as hell for free

@B0bbyD1g1tal @RealAlexJones I didn't watch the shows I'm thinking of more than 5 minutes or so. Not all of the shows on Adult Swim are like that. Adult Swim isn't a show. It's basically a time slot. Like the shows after 12:00am on Cartoon Network were part of the Adult Swim lineup.

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@KPMemberService i would but i dont have time unfortunately i gotta work extra hours to pay for the $1000 i owe for two, 2 minute blood work i had done 😭

@vicvinegar91 Hello. We are sorry to hear about your experience and would like to connect to look into your concerns and assist. Please email us at KP-Member-Services@kp.org or DM us your email address and phone number. ^RR

@KPMemberService why is your website and messaging system so buns? “you can not reply to this conversation” might as well have told me to go to hell 😭

@ToGetBig @GunloverClub1 it will lmao

@GunloverClub1 I'm super pro-gun and glad it exists, but I pray to God this doesn't end up in the hands of a school shooter.

This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.

@XsRunByLeftists @ToGetBig @GunloverClub1 just get rid of schools dawg! problem solved!

@ToGetBig @GunloverClub1 Properly secure schools and it doesn't matter.