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Toronto City Council changes a lightbulb

I like to stay in... wear something chopped. And pull

do i really have to jack off all of the trades

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

Fortune favors the fierce

rachel for president!!!

On Gucci and its unfortunately accurate picture of today’s luxury consumer cnn.com/2026/02/27/sty…

@yosoymichael dreadful, fendi should be schooling the girls on leather, fur and colour – from the brand that brought us transparent fur, gold fur, real-fake fur etc

Ugly, unimaginative, and dated, like everything else she’s done post-Valentino.

@stephenattong it is exactly like this

pov: you’re waiting on your cappuccino at rooms on dupont

he asked me to enable my location finder but i was scared he would find out id been under his skin the whole time

This Is Why I Don’t Have Telekinesis Bc I Know I Would Have The Fiercest Hemorrhoids Omg 🤕

29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons. “Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.

cause why would xi jinping want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex?

WHY WOULD I CARE TO BE LIKED BY TERRIBLE PPL WITH BAD TASTE

@angelchilddemo I got charged with being a BIBLICAL cunt GUILTY

whatever throats ur goat dude

can’t believe we let them get away with saying nigger in vinegar

for months I've been working on the OFFICIAL and VERY GAY oral history of @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo landmark comedy series UNHhhh, which quite literally changed the internet forever. secrets revealed! drama! air conditioning! RAKES! @papermagazine papermag.com/trixie-mattel-…

@1800ghostman me and concordia arts majors

Justin Bieber "BOYFRIEND">>>>>>>>>>>>>>