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Dog, you have to be more clear that you're talking about California, not Canada. I thought for one blessed moment that this province was redeemable.

Sunday Service #5: “HE IS NOT HERE” patreon.com/posts/sunday-s…

@1800ghostman Pierre Poillievre was spotted driving a borrowed 2014 Subaru Forester from Ottawa to Calgary. He's trying to make the drive in two days "because I really need to save my vacation days."

It’s actually pretty privileged of him to be flying at all right now :/

If I had triplets I'd name them Dalvay, Stanhope, and Brackley.

Kalshi is NOT a death market. Please limit yourself to only betting on things that kill working class people in the abstract: rising unemployment, US territorial expansion, gas prices, and the Cuban blockade.

@xghostnotesx @kinsellawarren It's also a concept that goes back at least as far as the Chinese peasant uprisings.

@kinsellawarren Are we just pretending to not understand what a metaphor is now because the clip is pretty self-evident really

Could somebody explain to me why anyone would want to "eat" rich people, or even middle class people, or any people, like, ever? Thanks.

@FartonFink Dog, let's watch Tie Xi Qu someday. I've got it.

was bored at work the other night and made a list of film director blindspots (haven't seen any of their work). I'm sure there's a lot more but these were the first to come to mind!

@MattZeitlin This is the kind of techwear I used to get advertised on instagram.

"what if snape was a good looking guy in head to toe rick" is a pretty funny idea

Toronto City Council changes a lightbulb

The r/bookshelfdetective subreddit is really doin' it for me. Mostly women trying to get a second opinion on the guys they've started seeing whose book collections look like this.

They should invent home ownership for people who don’t care about the value of their asset but just want to live in a house.

It isn't fair that the UK is now producing shit that looks like it was shot in Toronto. Sterile visuals and placeless locations is OUR thing!

@rose_jlab Congratulations, and sorry you'll no longer know the sweet, hedonistic pleasures of unemployment.

just got hired on permanently 2 months into my 6 month temp contract 🥳

@leighbeadon Watching Neighbors has me thinking that Suburban people may just be kinda busted.

City People who live in the City are happy. Suburb People who live in the Suburbs are happy. City People who live in the Suburbs are miserable. Suburb People who live in the City are angry delusional narcissists who are ruining everything for everybody.

@krassenstein You should get a job in construction.

We have left the United States for Montreal. No corruption here.

It's grotesque how American political culture turns absolutely everything (TV shows, hobbies, religion, other countries, etc.) into fodder for an endless Schmittian political trench war. Canada is designated "left". Therefore, American conservatives must performatively hate everything about Canada while American liberals must performatively praise everything about it. Neither view Canada as a real place with real people, but just a political theme park. It's either the Disney Castle or the Haunted Mansion depending on their ideology. Obviously, the reality of Canada doesn't reflect either of these cartoonish hyperreal images. However, this serves as the axiom for most political discourse on the country. It has gotten to the point that Canadians now view their own country through this distorted Americanized lens.

@westcoastwinter Crosby and Hope were a kind of spiritual precursor to NTBTS. youtube.com/watch?v=53hGja…

Why is an American trying to say that he’s the only person alive who remembers Kenny vs. Spenny

The Banksy identity reveal is "tumblr doxxed dril" for coworkers.

Mary Wallopers concert on St. Patrick's Day got me feelin' like the answer to 1984 is 1798