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When I was a kid I thought the hockey refs were there on the ice for the players to ask questions to if they needed to know the rules

@ashfranks05 The ghosts of so many beloved band t-shirts haunt my dreams

I wonder if all the old clothes that I loved but grew out of or got damaged so I had to toss them miss me too

@ashfranks05 I fully get how people become snowbirds. Pushing 32 and I am like “send me to the beach for winter”

Anyone want to take me on a tropical vacation? I’ll be your best friend

“mom I can’t sleep can I have a snack”

Scrooge rethinking his whole life after getting murdered

We're so excited to finally announce the future of the VGHF: a remote, digital library, where you can access our collection for free from anywhere in the world. Get a sneak peek from our library director Phil Salvador today on YouTube! youtube.com/watch?v=WUaUXA…

Looney Tunes needs to bring back the unhinged screams.

@sewart @superpac I guess he wasn’t able to slip that P1P pin onto Geoff’s lapel after all

My favourite part of The Game Awards was definitely seeing @superpac behind Geoff's butt.

@ashfranks05 I mean I just ate two before noon so I support this

A rice crispy treat contains cereal, ergo, they can be breakfast. I don’t make the rules.

@danielwilkie Be nice to Italians this week, two of their tiniest oldest men just released great works of art, Scorsese and Mario

I’ve had enough videos of Italians getting angry about stupid shit like breaking spaghetti. Get over it

I hate geotargeted podcast ads. I don’t mind them in theory, but podcasts felt like somewhere I was hiding and somehow they found me

@ashfranks05 🤌

Spot of the day: CAPISCE #PutThatOnYourVanityPlate

Some personal news…

I applied for a job as a bridge troll but they told me I needed three shipped AAA riddles

@danielwilkie @ashfranks05 Book sleeves are just a way for companies to bump up prices, it’s a jacket racket

@ashfranks05 I started removing the sleeve while I’m reading the book and never looked back

What is your pet peeve and why is it trying to read a hardcover book with the sleeve flailing about this way and that? 😑

@Pixelfaded @Concordia That’s amazing! My old program, enjoy!!

New album “Sonic Ranch” out now 🔥 open.spotify.com/album/4tr7b7y7…

A fresh start… #TwitterX

@eleijon Dunno if it counts as outside the hits, but I love Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season and Livingston Sat Night. Every year around April I end up having live JB shows playing on repeat on my second screen while working to try and make it through the last stretch of winter haha

@videobones What's your fave outside the big ones?

Interrupting my vacation to say the best Jimmy Buffett song is Havana Daydreaming from the album Havana Daydreaming. The live version from You Had to Be There is also excellent.