
Dan Hawkins
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Dan Hawkins
@vigorousdann
Originally from the True North now living in the Dirty South.
Gibraltar Katılım Ekim 2011
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@jimthegiant Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia and Iceland not Nordic enough apparently. I thought these guys loved Poland and Hungary? Netherlands in, Belgium out, you too Luxembourg, fuck off 😅
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@HustleBitch_ Forecast 28C and sunny in Accra. This won’t end well, will it? Religious fanatics have terrible sense of humours
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🚨 DOOMSDAY PANIC: 380,000 FOLLOWERS WAIT TO BOARD ARKS AS PROPHET “NOAH” CLAIMS WORLD ENDS TOMORROW 🚨
A self-proclaimed doomsday prophet named Ebo Noah says God warned him in a dream that a GLOBAL FLOOD WILL BEGIN TOMORROW - CHRISTMAS DAY.
He claims multiple massive wooden arks are already built, with 380,000 believers praying, gathering, and traveling - waiting to board in what they believe are the final hours before the world resets.
Viral videos show crowds on site sharing emotional testimonies and urging strangers to join before it’s too late.
Despite the panic, there are STILL NO warnings from governments, meteorologists, or scientific institutions - and critics say this mirrors countless doomsday movements that collapsed once the date arrived.
Believers insist this isn’t about evidence. It’s about faith.
When tomorrow comes, will it be doomsday, or one of the biggest failed prophecies ever watched in real time?
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There’s Problems oo. A big problem.
Happening live in 𝐺𝐻𝐴𝑁𝐴🇬🇭 .
Ghanians are hurrying to secure spots in one of the 8 arks built by Prophet Eboh Noah, who claims God revealed that the world will end tomorrow, December 25th, by flooding, and only those in his ark will be saved.
Earlier this year, the Ghanaian government temporarily arrested him for this claim but released him, considering it a religious matter, not a crime to prophesy.
Ozor Ndi Ozor@OzorNdiOzor
Prophet Eboh Noah is a Ghanaian prophet who predicted that God will end the world on December 25, 2025, through another flood. He asserts that God has instructed him to build eight arks, like Noah in the Bible, to save families meant to repopulate the earth post-flood. His followers have reportedly sold all their possessions and given him the money in preparation for what he claims is the impending apocalypse in three days.
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@JamesTate121 Why do celebrities feel the need to wade into politics? 9 times out if 10 it backfires, you are risking losing half your audience nowadays. I would just keep it to myself 😐
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@elonmusk Says the richest man in the world. 🤣 Don’t these accounts need to be flagged as parody accounts?
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@Sourceofboxing @impaulsive Maybe? Technically? I don’t think so, but even if he did, backing away and falling over until you finally gas out isn’t the way most people see “winning rounds” 😅
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Jake Paul says he won 2 rounds against Anthony Joshua 🗣️
“I won two rounds, and then he won two, and then I got dropped. I was doing good."
(Via @impaulsive)
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Dear Liberals,
You and I are not friends.
We disagree on everything from abortion to the Second Amendment. Your belief system is abhorrent to nearly every personal and political value I hold.
That said, you did try to warn us about Trump.
You screamed and yelled from the mountaintops that he was not what he presented himself to be, and I, like many, refused to listen.
I mocked you. I laughed at you when he won. I felt entitled to his victory because I dedicated eight years of my life to his campaign.
My eyes are now open.
This is not the man I voted for.
When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong.
I am sorry.
I apologize.
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@jonatanpallesen That’s how Trump has consistently framed it and it is pretty obvious that the majority of Greenlanders want no part of it, if anything they want independence from Denmark, that doesn’t mean they want to be an American territory or puppet state.
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I don’t understand why everyone, including all Danish politicians, are talking as if Trump wants to annex Greenland by force.
The obvious way is for the US to purchase Greenland from Denmark.
And the obvious debate is about if there could be a deal that benefits everyone.
But instead everyone is focused on Trump / US as an aggressor. Why? Is it really just because of that one time when a reporter asked Trump if he would “rule out using either economic or military means in Greenland or Panama”, and Trump said no.
Trump is not a man to go and rule out things just because the press asks him to. But this doesn’t mean anything. It certainly shouldn’t make us think that US attacking Danish land is more likely than a deal proposal.
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@BarnettforAZ @TMZ He won’t be sued though Josh will he because Trump sues everyone for defamation for everything but never when they call him a pedophile? So strange? 🤔🤔
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@beforewaybefore People making this argument should not be allowed anywhere near animals, I’d take away their horses as well
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President Trump: “They say that Denmark was there (🇬🇱) 300 years ago with a boat. Well, we (🇺🇸) were there with boats too, I’m sure.”
—It is clear that you did not pay sufficient attention in history class when you were in school. Here is a brief history lesson from Greenland: the United States simply did not exist 300 years ago.
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@kalancc @ChampRDS @impaulsive JP was doing about as well as he could do, I agree, he didn’t get knocked out and he even landed a couple punches. But that’s a pretty low bar, as soon as JP ran out of gas he was cooked, his plan was to obviously just survive but think that went out the window with his cardio
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@ChampRDS @impaulsive I wouldn't say that he won rounds but he was doing pretty good all things considered
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Jake Paul believes he won the first two rounds against Anthony Joshua
"I won two rounds, and then he won two, and then I got dropped. I was doing good."
(via @impaulsive)
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@theliamnissan Always thought that’s strange. He sues anyone for the smallest slight. But never for calling him a pedo 🤔
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HOLIDAY MESSAGE: @MrsErikaKirk shares her — and what would have been Charlie’s — holiday season message:
"Just rest...Love on your babies. Love on your family members. Life is short."
Find Charlie Kirk's final work, 'Stop, in the Name of God,' at 45Books.com.
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@jedigoodman Does that make sense? Surely falling over and getting back up for 5 rounds saps a lot of your energy as well as just making photos for humiliating memes?
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@low_dosage Me as well but then I have also seen videos of cows and pigs being slaughtered and it’s horrendous. We are very selective in which animals we are ok with suffering 🫤
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@OwenShroyer1776 Did you really think MAGA was going to rule forever, Trump would be king and there would be no repercussions? You did didn’t you? 🤣
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@zatzi You should not be permitted anywhere near animals, they should take your horses away from you as well
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There are an estimated 20,000 foxhounds in the U.K.
Those who want to ban trail hunting - hounds and horses chasing a scent trail laid by man - would lead to them all being put down.
That’s what ignorant “animal rights” campaigners want.
20,000 dead dogs.
So here’s an AI photograph of what a small proportion of that might look like.

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@roadto80pct Surely this has got to be the line in the sand with religion. Believe what you want but you don’t get to cite your nonsense as valid sources on an academic assignment
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in america, if you fail an assignment, they fire the teacher
Pop Base@PopBase
The University of Oklahoma confirms that Mel Curth, the teaching assistant who gave a student a failing grade on a psychology essay, will no longer be teaching.
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