emily

when i said “fashion is meant to be a form of self expression, but fashion companies continue to underdeliver and force their own unappealing image on plus size women to discourage us” I MEANT IT

HOW YOU GET SHOT WITH NO SCAR????

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

xanned out biracial vs homophobic homosexual let’s get it

she wouldn’t have missed

behind every boyfriend doing the absolute bare minimum is the most beautiful girlfriend publicly praising him for talking to her

yes your honor, i am very aware of my surroundings. i can tell that the girl sitting next to me on the shuttle to campus ate a little too much cream cheese for breakfast and has an a little too much of an emotional on warm vanilla sugar from bath and body works.

@MiriyaStiles literally they are hilarious

prof said not to use chat gpt to write essays but what about snapchat ai?? huh?????

mom don’t read this tweet but what if i told y’all i was in my college dropout era

cute guy in the library keeps looking at me and smiling. i’ve checked three times to make sure there’s nobody behind me. do i look dumb or do i look hot

making my celebrity guest star appearance to my 9 am ethics discussion to drop a massive philosophical take about euthanasia…at 9 am

women weren't even allowed to have a credit card in their own name until 1974 so it's actually super empowering of me to have three maxed out credit cards

customer service emily is a very different emily

istg nothing scares me more than nasa’s instagram

i would be lying if i said this didn’t make me sob uncontrollably in the student memorial

i did it 👁👄👁

YALL IS ANYONE WATCHING THE LAST OF US. WAS THAT WORLDS OF FUN LOL

yes, i am the girl wearing shorts today

@godcomplexqueen girl when and where