president babs

Not quite sure which universe bigwig I pissed off, but damn 😅 tonight was a trip. V thankful for Franki, Al and Gabi

IT’S CALLED TWITTER BECAUSE WE TWEET LIKE LITTLE BIRDS TWITTER IS TWITTER!

@NotMaryFrances Please tell me you said it as “dash-hund”

If anyone is having a bad day please know that I just said Dachshund wrong on the mic at trivia and I'll think about it for the rest of my days 🥲

Never be shy about letting the world see your magic! ✨

A little Shania at full volume does wonders for the soul

The pollen… it’s trying to kill me

@alynch1788 Seeing this tweet come from you brings me great joy

I watched Vanderpump Rules last night for the first time. Ariana’s evisceration of Tom was a masterclass in truth telling. It’s hard for me to wrap my head around how she dated this jabroni for 10 years but I digress. AC VPR Reunion next week will be electric. #TeamAriana

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

Whatever drugs they pumped into the scene of Lay All Your Love On Me from Mammia Mia I need it injected into my bloodstream

My mind was just blown that the entire current UMD womens rugby team knows yo-ho. I’m so proud

Just sneezed so hard I gave myself a bloody nose - isn’t allergy season the best?!

Nothing like being at a bar full of NERFU ruggers down in VA

@NotMaryFrances @notrubv Natalie for president

@notrubv @vikkinotvicky Honestly thought about it

Our flight attendant just gave me and @vikkinotvicky two free nips each just because and I'm obsessed with her 🙏♥️🥂🫡

grape big league chew is the best big league chew

POPCORN SHIRTS ARE BACK?! what is happening…

New band name: Standing Pants Only

I’m sorry… there’s a version of Ya Nour El Ein with French Montana on it?!

@calimanzello sometimes I wonder how that nice couple is that played bingo with us in Florida

“That’ll do donkae, that’ll do” me to me, at least 4 times a day