Vanessa

@DisneyPlus @ddlovato @jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas @NotMaryFrances WHAT IS HAPPENING

🎵 THIS IS REAL! THIS IS ME! 🎶 Presenting the cast of Camp Rock 3!

@NotMaryFrances @notgwendalupe Still does tbh

@notrubv @notgwendalupe This did numbers on me

17 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'

@NotMaryFrances @TheAcademy No I think we are I’m picking out coffins right now

@notrubv @TheAcademy I'm sorry are we 98 years old????

"Jacob... kiss me. I'm asking you to kiss me." THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE was released on this day in 2010.

@NotMaryFrances NOOO but I’ve sent you some fire tweets

My Twitter dms haven't worked in months sorry to my fans who have tried to reach me 😔✊️

JD Vance upstairs playing wii bowling while his parents fight

My niece keeps sending me AI videos of LeBron James and Shrek and this is the first time I genuinely feel out of the loop of internet culture.

Daily reminder

it’s inauguration day. fuck.

I’m in such denial about Tr*mp going back into office like I simply cannot believe it.

HOW LONG AGO??..

@max_kolesar Period

If Christine Baranski has a million fans, I am one of them. If Christine Baranski has one fan, it’s me. And if Christine Baranski has no fans, then I’m dead. She literally never misses in ANY role.

All my favorite comfort shows are absolutely tragic and yet I can’t stop watching them.

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

And now I have to pretend to care about work when all I want to do is shriek into the abyss.

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.