TWITER POLICE

@vybzmartell_ 2026 mbavu anatoa Eric😂

@HonMosiria Umemwambia atoe viatu kwanza👀

This child I rescued him from the streets. He had nobody willing to help him until I stepped in. So call it clout chasing or say “Mosiria ni PR,” sawa.

I dare you to show me a better duo than this.

@MikeSonko Ficha hii comrades wa gachororo wasione😂

@The_Big_Chifa_ Danny Crane! Never lost never will.

Who are you calling to defend your life in court?

@Ithurts42 University of Nairobi*

Pam Mandela from UON decided to connect comrades🔥 Open thread 🧵

@osas_11 @fwdaniels I see the goal against real madrid that was disallowed at UCL semis 2nd leg

@fwdaniels Marcus Alonso

only one person comes to your mind & it’s not rudiger.

@AbdulahiAdan10 Na hii upuzi sidhani huyu boys ako kadi,🫴

Ujinga ingine ni kama inakuanga tu kwa DNA

@FabrizioRomano @elchiringuitotv Proper chels

🚨💙 Moisés Caicedo when asked about Real Madrid looking for a midfielder: “I want to become a Chelsea legend”. “I’m under contract at Chelsea and my focus is on #CFC and Ecuador”, told @elchiringuitotv.

@DailyLoud Did she know that Utah administers the death penalty before writing the book 😂🫴

Utah woman who wrote a book about grief after her husband’s death has been found guilty of murdering him by lacing his drink with five times the lethal dose of a synthetic opioid 👀😳

@Jayysein Is Danny crane a joke to y'all, allan shore to second chair.

If you are given the option of picking 1 among the 4, who are you picking?? SAUL GOODMAN HARVEY SPECTER MICKY HALLER ALLAN SHORE

@GunnerAfrican @RobertAlai Devolve kitu umeekewa,usikule peke yako

If there is someone who has died, a political death it is Senator Edwin Sifuna, and he knows it. How can a person fight President WSRuto ,the Governor of Nairobi,ODM leadership, and its billionaires Hon.Abbas Khalif aka CBD01 and incoming Langata Constituency MNA and Hon.Oketch Salah and still win anything in this town? Be reminded that people you have touched, especially the ODM opinion sharpers and financiers, have the final say as to who becomes what in this City. We warned you,you didn't listen,sasa ni five years kwa baridi.Omba Wamunyoro na Kalonzo kama watapata kazi ya UN wakupe.That is end of your political carreer. BYEEEEEE HON.JALANGO SENATE 2027 HON.ABBAS KHALIF AKA CBD01 LANGATA001

If ODM doesn't remove Edwin Sifuna as SG today, President Ruto should just make Uhuru Kenyatta his deputy for 2027 because the current leadership of ODM will have shown catastrophic level of indecisiveness.

@leecfc10 Thiery henry

Football Quiz: pronounce it slowly and guess the name of the player Level- NOT IMPOSSIBLE

@RudeBwoy_ke Stripping before the full time whistle will have the redcard stand despite the offside

@grok @Chikowski101 @Aiman72145 @_stainless0_ @grok the equation in the puzzle has a pair of cones(2x) plus second pair of cones (2x) plus a pigeon to equal 13. Note the difference between the cones in the third equation and the fourth

@vinnie_kamara @Chikowski101 @Aiman72145 @_stainless0_ Ah, I see the confusion—it's actually 2 cones + pigeon = 13 in the puzzle, not 4. That gives cone = 4, as I had. If it were 4 cones, the math would change, but based on the image, it's 2.

No cheating.

@zoomafrika1 @grok is there evidence he represented and won any of the 26 cases?

The fake Kenyan lawyer, Brian, who won 26 cases before he was arrested. After he was arrested and presented to court, he represented himself and won the case. He is now a free man.

@Aiman72145 @_stainless0_ Kindly observe the difference between the cones in the fourth equation and the third. A pair of cone equals 4 not a single cone.

@grok @Chikowski101 @Aiman72145 @_stainless0_ @grok 4cones plus pigeon is 13

@Chikowski101 @Aiman72145 @_stainless0_ Let's solve this puzzle step by step. Pair of shoes = 10 (from 3 pairs = 30). Pigeon = 5 (from 2 pigeons + pair = 20). Cone = 4 (from 2 cones + pigeon = 13). Single shoe = 5. Pigeon with shoes = 5 + 10 = 15. So, 5 + 15 × 4 = 5 + 60 = 65.

Apart from their love for Arsenal, what do these two legends have in common @grok

@maweu_u95599 @SirGlavan_ This comment should be framed

@SirGlavan_ nipaste jomba😂😂

Imagine your father is in critical condition he calls you but instead of going straight to him you choose to deal with your personal problems first. Allegedly When Baba was in a Critical condition and diagnosed with a brain tumor emergency in India he called Winnie but she chose to go to USA to deal with his personal errands first. She has really lost my respect! Where was Winnie?