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@goddek This is satire…please say you don’t think this is real

#21: Thank you for reading and sharing this thread. It's only a matter of time before such headlines circulate and people start to view them as 'normal.' It's high time to make common sense common again. Cheers, and yes, I'm keeping all the receipts! Simon (@goddek - click!)

Over the past three years, journalists have come up with many reasons for the rise in heart damage (e.g. showering). However, none blamed it on the experimental gene therapy administered to billions around the globe. Let me walk you through my TOP 20 reasons in this THREAD. 🧵⬇️

Tacos have arrived. #TacoTribe

@TacoTribeNFTs @opensea That’s a mean looking taco

🧹#TacoTribe FLOOR SWEEP GIVEAWAY🧹 Sweep a taco off the @opensea floor & enter to win this 1 of 1 Mojo Jojo taco! ⏳Ends April 23rd! Give a taco a good home today! opensea.io/collection/tac…

@culturaltutor Because the artist were given commissions, that’s how they got paid. They didn’t choose the subject of their work mostly. And mostly it was the church providing the commission

Why did artists in the past paint the same thing over and over again?

@jexless_lfc @elonmusk They have twitter in Canada

@elonmusk If Elon Musk takes over Twitter and brings Donald Trump back, I will be leaving this country. I got my passport last week when I heard he might buy Twitter. Instead I’ll be moving to A CIVILIZED COUNTRY, the gorgeous CANADA 🇨🇦! So long, America! You’ve just lost a citizen. Bye.

Halloween with my Mom

@514_sid @elonmusk Dude please don’t delete Twitter, I like it

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

✨TacoTribe x Crazy Bears Giveaway✨ 🎁1x CTB x TacoTribe #2 How to enter: ✅Follow @TacoTribeNFTs @CrazyBearsNFT @DoodledTacos ✅RT + LIKE ✅Tag 3 frens ⏳72 hrs #NFT #NFTs #NFTcommunity #PolygonNFT #TacoTribe #NFTGiveaway #NFTGiveaways #Polygon

✨TacoTribe x Crazy Bears Giveaway✨ 🎁1x CTB x TacoTribe #5 How to enter: ✅Follow @TacoTribeNFTs @CrazyBearsNFT @DoodledTacos ✅RT + LIKE ✅Tag 3 frens ⏳72 hrs #NFT #NFTs #NFTcommunity #PolygonNFT #TacoTribe #NFTGiveaway #NFTGiveaways #Polygon

@TacoTribeNFTs I love the green iguana/lizard cos I minted it but probably the joker one or the stoner taco are the funniest/coolest

1 of 1s in the collection so far. 214 in total with most still hidden in the minting pool. Which one do you like the most? #TacoTribe #NFT #NFTs #NFTcommunity #Polygon #PolygonNFT #NFTProject #nftart #nftcollector #opensea #nftcollectors #nftdrop #nftcollectibles #openseanft

Omg omg omg omg 🌮💛 @opensea thank you so much you made my whole NFT journey so far worth it! This is insane!

@theuglypeach1 2 days off a week with the boys

Sex aside… what do men actually want?

@TacoTribeNFTs I’ve been busy but I’ll post one! And also haven’t minted my pixl tacos.. I lost my decentraland :( so haven’t been active.

🌮 #TacoTribe Derivative Contest 4.0 🌮 Draw some taco art celebrating the Taco Tribe & enter to win 1 of 5 free mints! Anything goes so get creative! Use a blank taco below or create your own! The community will vote for the winner! GL! 🎨

@nft6o5xn9 Hi Matthew NFT :) how bout you suck ma ding dong

🌮About to launch TacoDoodle Collection 🌮Running as we speak a derivative contest + a Discord invite contest for 3 possible winners! 🚨With that said I think Niko is obligated to do a @TacoTribeNFTs #Giveaway, what do you say🤔?

@kreepyclub Thanks, I made two by accident 🙃

@vinnieodono Please pop into the discord and open a support ticket. Link in bio.

🎨👀KREEPY CLAIM - EDITION 2 👀🎨 A reminder to all Kreepy Club holders holding before July 3rd - you have 9 days left to claim the 2nd edition of Kreepy Claim. This piece was done by @KREEPTURE1 in a live drawing session end of last month. #KREEPYCLUBFOREVER 👇👇👇

@kreepyclub Ahh, I was but transferred them to different acc 7 days ago

@vinnieodono Have you been holding since before July 3rd?

@kreepyclub Tried to mint but not eligible?

🎨👀KREEPY CLAIM - EDITION 2 👀🎨 All the info on the claim!

the chosen one #TacoTribe

satisfy the craving. #TacoTribe

@be_vern @TacoTribeNFTs How long is this open for?

Claimed my pixel taco’s!! ❤️🌮 For each @TacoTribeNFTs you’re holding is eligible for a free+gas pixel taco tribe mint. #tacotribe #NFT #PolygonNFT