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“Devin Booker with 16 points in the first quarter and the Lakers with 10” Lakers fans:

mfs will blow up schools and kill little kids then talk about some god

strip mall sign didn’t have to go this hard

T. J. McConnell That guy rocked.

I want to see the CEO of Jack In The Box eat two of them tacos.

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The patriots: *breeze through the easiest schedule in the nfl The Seahawks since week 16:

If the Seahawks don’t win today I’m taking out the west coast

@NFL_DovKleiman He doesn’t want to lose the coach. Yall are reaching

No Way: Seahawks rookie guard Grey Zabel calls his offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak the "WORST COACH EVER" and no team should hire him as their head coach. "Klint is not a good coach; don't hire him. Klint is the worst coach ever." 💀💀💀

@CodyBrownBets 112

🎁 I’m giving away $500 on Christmas. All you need to do is guess the total amount of points scored in all 3 NFL games combined… For example: 130 👇🏼 Comment below. One entry only!

“man I wish I had today off” me on my days off:

@jasonscheer Where? I need proof lol

Alabama is favored by 1.5 over Arizona.

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

Realizing that a child passed by his garage every day, the man drew him a track so that he could have fun

@moonskoobie @ironmikeluke Anyways, what a hell of a game last night

At least ASU fans have basketball to look forward to!

When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents. In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much. Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death. If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.

My homemade Pumpkin Roll was a hit at work. Me for 8 hrs today: “Thank you. Thank you.”

This whole fucking nightmare would be over if someone told Trump that Barack Obama could hold his breath for 15 minutes.

eugenio suarez game winning game 7 grand slam off shohei in the top of the 9th

The first trailer for Park Chan-wook’s ‘NO OTHER CHOICE’ has been released. The film follows a man suddenly fired from a paper company and devises a unique plan to secure a new job: eliminate his competition. In theaters in January.