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I'm so cooked, I spent a minute trying to figure out which girl was which console

@Doctor_Gamma @dyingscribe Honestly, I think the original run was a couple issues too long, the last tpb barely got a laugh out of me

@dyingscribe I feel like you should stop at the original ending. After the guy just kept going, it got kinda bad.

I recommend “I hate fairyland” I used to recommend this to some guys to get them more used to reading female protagonists But it’s just a plain good comic. Little girl gets isekaied into a magical world where she’s immortal and a hero but she can never age and never leave

@pipkinpippa Handbrake turn going to tip that thing over

love it

@noemiconcarne @ChurchOfMoons Smoking the shit that made a million monkeys go ape escape

FUCK

@Raiden_SW @penishorts Imortal attempts suicide, then shitpists about it? Name checks out

@penishorts My fault

My For You feed: And perhaps may I suggest some posts from 22 year old teenagers arguing over a suicide caused by a mobile game called Cookie Run Kingdom? Me: fuck yeah dude let’s see it

@C0ll3ct0r_D0LL Put out rat traps in your home, keep dumping the corpses over her fence? Or will that just attract bigger prey?

The elderly are GENUINELY a different breed of humans dawg I've offered to help my neighbour put her bird feeder up on a higher platform multiple times, she's declined EVERY SINGLE TIME And now THE WHOLE FUCKIN BLOCK HAS RAT PROBLEMS DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW???

It's so blindingly obvious that they meant Wii, not Wii U, yet I don't see anyone else pointing it out...

@ira_xu "I'm just happy passively watching, I don't need to put the effort into personally interacting with the medium" says the person spending hours everyday personally interacting with the discourse

biggest takeaway i’ve had from the reaction to this tweet is that people are way too obsessed with game fandoms and feel like they’re something they absolutely Have to be in through any means necessary

@swordposting Thought these were the swords from Pop Up Pirate at first

Today’s Sword of the Day is: those little plastic sword toothpicks you can find in your sandwich or a cocktail

I like that the Pokémon universe is just the Flintstones universe except when you get bored you can make the dishwasher fight the lawnmower.

@LeagueOfDomme Because trolls would give their whole team AIDS

Why are there no competitive multiplayer porn games?

@kbootses @BrandonWinner @fasanenkahn 4 on the front, 1 on the back, and the hole you put your body through. 6

@visiblecables @BrandonWinner @fasanenkahn Yes, this is true, but my overall point is that 6 being the minimum is impossible.

@FreyaHolmer @thatguyStrike The colours, the "Next" box, and the specific effects when deleting lines and losing are copyrited; I believe the shapes are fine, but not a lawyer

@thatguyStrike I don't think they have, it's just the name Tetris, no?

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype is this anything

@kbootses @BrandonWinner @fasanenkahn Nope! Instead of three smaller holes, there could be one large hole in the back

@BrandonWinner @fasanenkahn Since we can see the white inside the holes, that means they are also on the back.

@JooHunterD @NormSNLJokes Seems a little harsh

@NormSNLJokes That guy in the audience thought that everyone involved in writing this joke should die.

A Tampa businesswoman, who bought several of Princess Diana's gowns as a collector, is now putting them on display to raise money for charity. However, her method of display is being described by many as... "inappropriate." (the graphic flashes a sign that says "See Dead Lady's Dress: 50 cents.") (the audience HATES this joke. Barely any laughs at all. Some groans. One guy just loudly shouts, "Boo!") Norm: Still, for four bits, you know, that's a good deal.

@LunarWave__ Wolf

Very important what does this look like to you.

@LiveseyKnight @khubiez Donuts and Skag

@khubiez okay but Blackpool would be peak, everyone can get fresh donuts by the seaside afterwards

places i think they should hold Vexpo 2027: - blackpool - skegness - bognor regis - brean sands - jaywick - Rebecca's Chinese, Kirkcaldy - Binley Mega Chippy (mega venue)

@Earisu6 @BanannaSlamma64 @polypocketknife Just play the damn game

@BanannaSlamma64 @polypocketknife Why would you feel the need to define where „wants to be included „ starts and who does not qualify? It’s not a club, you don’t pay member fees and you don’t need to pass a test.

i feel like 90% of the time when i hear people whining about “gatekeeping” the gate is wide open they’re being actively encouraged to come inside but stepping through the actual gate is too much effort, they really just want you to validate them that standing outside still counts

@SkySFW2 @Merryweatherey In Japan, Valentines day is when women give gifts to men. One month later, on White day, men are then expected to reciprocate.

@Merryweatherey What is white day?

Happy White Day! #SallySinclair