@_mikham @GENIUZZofficial That jacket arm looks like a giant penis
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tyler Durden
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tyler Durden
@viton_don
Alter Ego account. Don’t bother except it’s necessary
Jos city🌁🌁 Katılım Eylül 2017
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@laz_lois You’re brutally honest to yourself and your plight. I can only hope it looks up for you in the future. ❤️+💡
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@viton_don Yes!! I have a daughter, and she needs a father. This has limited my options, so I'm trying to find new hobbies.
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I took my time and thought about marriage. Got into it then realized it's not for me.
I'm one of those people who would've been happier as a single
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Look at your lips man🤦🏽♂️
Smoke a cigarette or something your lip looks like a fairy
Scripture Cool 💫@Smile4Oche
TINUBU OUT !!!
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@Oscar_Orkuma @1BENNY7G Bro jus wan smoke him Gbana in peace burna Dey try push narrative
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“no be 10 people beat DJ Tunez, na only me and na only two slaps i give am. i swear with my mama, if i dey lie make ogun carry my mama go anywhere wey Wizkid mama dey… he come go dey tweet, i think say he go send squad. na internet their own power dey.” — Burna Boy speaks! 🗣️
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@Osinachi_W Funny enough you were baited into watching the video too🤷🏾♂️
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Not once was paracetamol mentioned in the video, but people are in the comments and quotes arguing about the price of paracetamol. 😂😂.
It's so easy to rage bait Nigerians. 😭
carter🌚@carter6f
“My dad tried to send me to buy paracetamol because he didn’t believe I had blown up… the drug was originally ₦2,000 but they sold it to me for ₦50,000 , my dad got very angry and went back to PARA for them… that was the last time he ever sent me on an errand, I was so embarrassed because I had taken pictures with them” — Qing Madi
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@ComputerrWizard @GeorgePam151 There's a ban on motorcycle so the state no longer issue plates for it
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At my junction 2 mins ago. No single bike has plate numbers.
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@DavsonJnr33 @TheZenomHayab Tweeting that is same as the Jos tweep that posted his AK47, thankful we didn’t hear anything which means the law didn’t get to him. it’s unwise to show your hand especially when the law is designed to fail you.
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@viton_don @TheZenomHayab You’re really not okay. Let the false narrative fly. What has a weak Christianity done to the religion? If your enemy knows you’re also capable of chaos, that enemy will stay put. Fcuk meekness and forgiveness. An eye for an eye will make everyone guide the last available eye.
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@_Kamor @Naankling01 Do what the other person they stole from did. Pause the frame when he looks up, use AI to enhance the photo for easier identification
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This guy came to my clients fashion store and stole watches worth over 300k. Please if anyone knows this person, kindly reach out to me. Thank you. 🙏🏽
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The best time to delete this tweet was immediately after tweeting it, the next best time is now.
Delete this tweet bright
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Which among these X influencers can accept a bribe from APC these coming elections 2027 ? 🤔
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@Waspapping_ You see say you don wise dey speak in parables. No be everything them dey talk
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@Fuki4L @manjiofficial two truths coexist here but you're yet to take a stand
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@manjiofficial Dara still dey alive now, why you no ask am?? The one weh pay the 8 months e get wetin he dun do pass the Dara?? Nothing!
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You people are sick, so paying salaries is now a sign of good governance and not the workers rights??😂🤣
So why is Lalong not regarded as the best governor on the plateau?? We all know what he was called during his first tenure.
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My guy said I get sugar mummy for you but na major wife, I use god beg am
The Middlebelt Guardian@MiddlebeltG
Today makes it exactly four years since the Nigerian Army took my brother and made him disappear without a trace,” his younger brother Vitalis told @fijnigeria on Saturday. Benue Man Missing for 4 Years but Army, Who Took Him, Remain Silent fij.ng/article/benue-…
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His laughter was as a result of his cluelessness. Don’t try to white wash him he was no better
🥢@CHOPSTIIIIX
No wonder Bubu was always laughing at us. He knew… he always knew.
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E don do me - Six Foot Plus
234 Hip Hop Avenue@234HipHopAvenue
What’s the greatest Nigerian storytelling songs…
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What's the most creative football bar/scheme you've heard on a rap song?
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You be mumu and if nobody go tell you I mount !
Dantala@Docfrosh
@j2vine_ Na una student naa Well the bone of contention is that there’s no social life in the north
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