little pierrot

THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY. THE GAS STATIONS ARE OUT OF GAS. THE BANKS ARE WHERE YOU GET GAS NOW. HIT FAST CASH AND THE ATM WILL SLIME YOU WITH IT NICKELODEON STYLE. MEANWHILE HOSES AT GAS STATIONS NOW DISPENSE SACAGAWEA DOLLAR COINS AT HIGH SPEED. WITHDRAWALS CAN INJURE OR KILL

In case you'd like to read a—now slightly more topical—short story about the feeling of betrayal experienced when it turns out someone has written with AI something a person really shouldn't write with AI

lately have been teaching myself how to make books at p much zero cost. found a printer on the street, learned how to make my own ink & inject into old cartridges, heisted paper printed in signatures then cut, sewn, glued, pressed. currently finishing Corpus Hermeticum, 400 pgs.

Like two ships that crash directly into each other killing everyone in the night

The use of GLP-1s by men to suppress “twink death” will lead to an abundance of the Twink Undead, or Twink Zombies

my gf made this playljst

(I gently place my millet ration back into the hand of the Angolan UN peacekeeper.) We do not eat this sir. We are Americans. We eat burger. Burger, you know, like this. (I pantomime eating a burger.) Burger. Please respect our traditions sir.

marital problems

places you cant pronounce clothes you cant wear fragrances you cant smell food you cant taste sauces you couldnt comprehend

FAR SIDE OF THE MOON (Homovocalic Lines*) Far side of the Moon. A stricken bone blooms a hidden ode of rock. Facing the open cosmos, that silent stone looms — a view for the long lost. (*same vowels, same order)

Joanna Klink. From her gorgeous collection The Nightfields (Penguin, 2020).

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

Jobs for intellectual dilettantes. Dilettante jobs near me. Dilettante salary

Nancy 3/12/26

@uhshanti @jake_romm what book?

@jake_romm just finished a really good book on Partition and “Narendra Modi is practicing Zionism for Indians” is giving me Havana Syndrome

this entire tablet article is an endorsement of blood and soil nationalism and, no joke, an explicit endorsement of The Volk as the basic building block of statehood. as I've been saying: zionsim is an antisemitism parapraxismagazine.com/articles/eleme…

@cash__browns this is one of your best yet

Nancy 3/11/26

🌕 Two girls must travel to the Moon's core after it has been thrown out of orbit. A PC98 inspired visual novel about fear of the unknown and people in love. "The Moon Looks Beautiful Tonight: Definitive Edition" is releasing for FREE March 18th, 2026. 👇 Wishlist today! 👇

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,