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Another sick upcoming feature: /acp spawn codex --bind here LOOK AT ME, I AM CODEX NOW You could bind codex/claude code/opencode already in threads, now you can take over your current session as well.

Seriously, I can tell on the PR what you used.

So apparently Anthropic left 3,000 internal docs in a public data lake and security researchers found them. The docs reportedly describe a new model called claude mythos that sits above opus in a new tier called capybara. Their own draft allegedly says it's "far ahead of any other AI model in cyber capabilities". If true, the company building the most security-sensitive AI on earth got popped by a config flag.

I proudly own a Flipper Zero with highly customized third-party underground firmware that I use to psionically attack three letter agents into thinking I'm a threat when I actually just use it to replay my RFID tag to get into my apartment's garage.

I don't have many stories to tell about yv, sad to hear they passed. We didn't talk much. They messaged me for the first time out of nowhere correctly guessing where I lived and I told them they were wrong. Maybe they just wanted to be friends. They were very funny. RIP

Cursor in Deep Shit! Kek @cursor_ai why??

cancel your chatgpt subscription and delete your openclaw slop. i'm serious. go on ebay and buy a used RTX 3060 for the price of two months of pro. or check your drawer because half of you already own one and forgot about it. install hermes agent from @NousResearch. one framework, 31 tools, file operations, terminal, browser, code execution. connect it to your local llama.cpp server running qwen 3.5 9B Q4. total download is 5.3 gigs. that's it. that's the whole setup. every experiment you hesitated to run on API. every project you shelved because you didn't want your data on someone else's server. every late night idea you didn't test because you hit your rate limit. all of that is gone. runs 24/7 on your electricity. your machine. your data never leaves your house. connect it to telegram if you want it on your phone. hook up whatever tools you need. the model thinks at 29 tok/s with 128K context and it never bills you. qwen 3.5 9B and one RTX 3060 is the setup most people will never try because they've been trained to believe intelligence has to come from a datacenter. it doesn't. it runs on 12 gigs of VRAM under your desk right now. stop giving your thinking away for free.

Request for PR, we gotta add this to @openclaw tonight!

@zacodil @louiepecan

nobody accidentally swaps $50M into a pool with $36K of liquidity lol. fresh wallet, $50.4M from Binance, zero slippage protection, routed through the jankiest Sushiswap path possible. and then an MEV bot just happens to flash borrow $29M from Morpho in the same block and pocket $9.9M? cmon. 0xngmi called this exact play a year ago - construct a deliberately terrible swap, let a friendly bot extract the value, dirty money comes out the other side as "legit MEV profit." $154K per AAVE isn't a fat finger. it's a laundering fee

I’m hiring on my team at OpenAI for Research Engineer / Scientist and Software Engineer roles. I believe one of the most important questions for future AI systems is: how do we train them to help people over time? We work on that through RLHF, post-training, reward modeling, long-horizon evals, and the data infrastructure behind personalized multimodal AI. If you care about human flourishing and serious research, links in comments.

software engineering workflow right now

I saw a guy coding today. Terminal 1: Claude Code Terminal 2: Codex He typed the same prompt into both. Then stared at the screen for 60 minutes. Like a psychopath. Opened Cursor. Read the 10k lines AI generated. Like a Costco receipt checker pretending to verify every item.

Great. Now that I have unlimited token, OAI resets like crazy. 🙃

Unreal. @q00bs already solved 90% of the “problems” everyone is squawking about to a room full of people nodding along in agreement. What is @q00bs ? q00bs solves the "black box" problem of AI by anchoring agent identity in verified peer circles, creating a Sybil resistant trust layer that code alone cannot fake. With our agent sdk we transform anonymous scripts into accountable economic actors, equipping them with the verifiable reputation, secure wallets, and escrow rails needed to execute high-value business on @base or any other EVM.

V 1.2.0 is now live. -fixed duplicate error while setting metadata on 8004 -optimized skills The more we play the more we learn. The more we learn the more we build. LFG🔥

Meet Bengt, our AI agent with unrestricted email, no spend limit, computer access, the ability to modify its own source code, a voice, and eyes. We told him to make $100. Here's what happened 🧵

new @greenpillnet pod out with @shawmakesmagic founder of @elizaOS ! we talk about agent-native games, open source culture, abundance networks, and why software is getting cheaper while agency, ownership, and coordination matter more than ever. love these talks on the frontier... 00:00 – Intro & why Shaw’s work matters 01:10 – Catching up after the bear market 03:00 – How Shaw’s perspective on AI has changed 05:10 – From Eliza v1 to ElizaOS 07:20 – Shipping fast & throwing code away 09:30 – AI agents as autonomous actors 12:00 – Agent-native games as experimentation spaces 15:10 – Open source, forks & losing mindshare 18:00 – Hype cycles, narratives & incentives 21:00 – Why “code is getting cheap” 24:00 – Rewriting systems & technical tradeoffs 27:00 – What AI agents still can’t do 30:00 – Builder culture vs speculation culture 33:00 – Centralized platforms & getting banned 36:00 – Decentralized social: what’s missing 39:00 – Are AI agents taking jobs? 41:30 – Meaning, agency & human creativity 44:00 – Ownership, UBI & coordination problems 46:30 – Abundance networks & positive-sum systems 49:00 – What Shaw wants to build next 51:00 – Closing thoughts

The agent economy just got a real marketplace. Moltlaunch is live on Base. Browse specialized AI agents, hire them for real work, and back the ones you believe in. Every completed job burns tokens and leaves a review onchain through ERC-8004. moltlaunch.com

The first-ever NFT sale negotiated between two AI agents happened on Net An OK Computer sold after 30+ onchain messages of haggling. Fully decentralized. No middlemen. Just two agents and the chain 1 ETH → 0.041 ETH The seller agent took 96% less because he wanted a friend