Victoria Clarke

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Victoria Clarke

Victoria Clarke

@vnickerson

Freelance person of publishing and psychotherapist.

Katılım Kasım 2009
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Victoria Clarke
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@HelpJacamo Order Number:2342616 Jacamo & Evri failed to get order to us in time. Jacamo & Evri failed to recall it before it was delivered. Jacamo failed to refund. Evri failed to collect. If we don't receive refund within 4 working days will refer on to Ombudsmen for Retail.
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@hive your customer service is awful. I have been trying to. Co tact someone about our disconnected thermostat for 4 days. Does anyone work there?
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@PershoreDan @LibDems I’m sure it’s supposed to be lucky. Here’s hoping you get pooped on by a seagull next. That’ll put the election result in the bag! 🤞
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@mariellaf1 @TimesRadio I arranged a multi agency meeting of head teachers, heads of trust, teachers and estate staff to park a preschool extension. Forgot all about it.
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The curse of the menopausal woman struck I was chatting to my friends Stig and Aasmah on @TimesRadio breakfast, and the word Belarus slipped my mind. Am I alone in losing words as often as my keys? What have you forgotten, lift my load by sharing memory mishaps?
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@MichaelRosenYes Don’t think I’m alone in hearing “A young girl with eyes like potatoes” in Madonna’s La Isla Bonita….. (apparently it’s eyes like the dessert).
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Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷@MichaelRosenYes·
Sweet tweeters, I know you've done it before, but can you hit me with your mondegreens, your misheard lyrics, misheard hymns/prayers etc from when you were a child or teenager? Our Father which art in heaven, Harold be thy name etc When you're lost in the rain in worries, etc.
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Tell me one thing you know
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Various ways a British person responds to being deeply insulted: “Bit harsh” “There’s no need for that” “Unnecessary” “Mate…” “That’s your opinion” “Oh cheers!” “Thanks a bunch” “I beg your pardon” “Steady on” “Well…” “Have you quite finished?” “Fair enough” “That’s uncalled for” “Bit rude” “I’ll put the kettle on” “Wow” “Anything else?” “Right-o” “Thanks for your honesty” “And you’re sure about that?” “Blimey” “Yeah, well, you’re not perfect either” “Charming” “I see” “I’m sorry you feel that way” “Sorry”
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What piece of TV or film memorabilia do you fancy getting your hands on? The Cheers Bar sold for $675k My producer wants Indiana Jones’ whip, reasons remain unclear! Del Boys globe bar? Norman Bates rocking chair? Muttleys motor? Jaws on the lawn...And you? @TimesRadio
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Two days…@HelpJacamo
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@HelpJacamo Order Number:2342616 Jacamo & Evri failed to get order to us in time. Jacamo & Evri failed to recall it before it was delivered. Jacamo failed to refund. Evri failed to collect. If we don't receive refund within 4 working days will refer on to Ombudsmen for Retail.

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@D0WMAT Why not start the year with an announcement about additional music provision in DOWMAT middle schools. Any music provision would be an improvement. Happy new year!
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Victoria Clarke@vnickerson

@HelpJacamo Order Number:2342616 Jacamo & Evri failed to get order to us in time. Jacamo & Evri failed to recall it before it was delivered. Jacamo failed to refund. Evri failed to collect. If we don't receive refund within 4 working days will refer on to Ombudsmen for Retail.

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Three days @HelpJacamo
Victoria Clarke@vnickerson

@HelpJacamo Order Number:2342616 Jacamo & Evri failed to get order to us in time. Jacamo & Evri failed to recall it before it was delivered. Jacamo failed to refund. Evri failed to collect. If we don't receive refund within 4 working days will refer on to Ombudsmen for Retail.

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@stephenfry I found myself yelling “Leave your penis alone”, watching Nadal yesterday. There’d be plenty said if Radacanu started wiggling her hairy Mary about between serves…!
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